PT HOW THE PREQUELS COULD NOT HAVE SUCKED.

1. LUCAS SHOULD NOT DIRECT.

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ARGH. SERIOUSY. HE MADE DARTH VADER A LITTLE KID. WHEN YOU SAW THAT POSTER YOU SHOULDVE KNOWN EPISODE I WAS GOING TO BE THE WORST FILM EVER MADE

SPIELBERG SHOULD HAVE DIRECTED IT, NOT LUCAS

SPIELBERG IS A DIRECTING GOD.

2. NO CGI. AT. ALL.

CGI IS ONE OF THE MAIN THINGS THAT RUINED THE PREQUELS. LUCAS SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN WITH THE TIMES, AND USED MODELS AND MINATURES. ALL THE CGI LOOKS TOO FRIKIN CARTOONY, AND THEY SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN USED AT ALL, THE EPISODE III OPENING LOOKS SO TERRIBLE, AND IT WOULDVE BEEN AMAZING WITH MODELS, JUST LOOK AT THE BATTLE OF ENDOR AND THE BATTLE OF YAVIN, THE BEST SPACE BATTLES IN THE SERIES. MODELS AND MINATURES = REAL

CGI = FAKE AS YOUR MOM

3. NO JAR JAR.

NO EXPLAINING FOR THIS ONE.

4. GREEN SCREEN/BLUE SCREEN

READ NUMBER 2.

5. ACTING/WRITING

READ NUMBER 1.

THAT IS ALL, IF LUCAS COULD READ THIS, HE COULD REBOOT THE PREQUELS AND MAKE THEM SOME FINALLY GOOD FILMS.

 

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"We've picked up a new troll coming your way."

"My scope's negative, I don't see anything."

"Pick up your visual scanner."

 

Uh, no.