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FF:VIC "How to annoy Cahill"; Easy step-by-step lessons.

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by Protege-of-Thrawn, Aug 31, 2003.

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  1. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    "How to Piss off Cahill", Lesson 1:


    Step 1: Post nothing but inane questions whilst he is trying to play video game.

    Step 2: when he gets angry, respond with a roofle, and then another question.

    Step 3: When he finally answers, post nothing but "..." in response.

    Step 4: For variety, every so often throw in a "?"

    Step 5: Even when he has given up trying to explain, keep spamming him with "..." and "roofle"

    Step 6: Pause for a time, so he can resume gameplay.

    Step 7: Repeat steps 1-6.


    I now hand over to Damir for Lesson II.

    P.S. First person to post in this thread is teh gh**.
  2. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

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    I'm not playing a game right now, you idiot. :p
  3. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

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    "How to Piss off Cahill", Lesson 2:

    Keep telling him he is 'ghey'
    ...Eventually, he'll see it to.

  4. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

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    Don't make me bring in the many, many, many women who would deny that claim.
  5. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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  6. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

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    Hmmm...

    Lets see, we have Mel, and ermmm... ummm...

  7. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

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    My exploits are far too explicit for your young ears, Damir. Maybe when you're older I'll tell you about them. :)
  8. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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  9. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

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    I give him another good 6 months before that rampant killing spree kicks in... looks lik we'll just have to up the level of abuse.
  10. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

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  11. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Cahill is my friend, hero and mentor
  12. Jet-Eye Jedi Master

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    Yeah, like, PoT's and his goons have been a bit harsh on old Cahill, so, like, maybe ease back and stuff... *awaits applause of agreement*
  13. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

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    Huh? Goon? Wha?


    ...Damn, you had my hopes up for a minute there. I see no goon here. :(
  14. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    HERE I AM! ITS GOONY TOM!
    HERE I AM! ENJOY MY THE BOMB!

    :: Points to Cahills Car ::

    Oh and for you running away screaming, I mean like its old and really bad but then again I don't even have a car so I hold it dear to me.

    :: Pockets car keys ::
  15. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

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    That's quite possibly the randomest thing you've ever posted.

    *Wipes away tear* Our little TJ's growing up so fast...
  16. Jet-Eye Jedi Master

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  17. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    James is gh**.

    Come on out this weekend Pip. We can account together over a good bottle of red in some swanky dive or two.

    Bring Warfie and the Chef out for a spell, we'll have a good lads night.

    I think it is firm.

    What say you, oh gentleman AND a Scholar? (and what a combination it is!)
  18. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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  19. The-Lute Jedi Knight

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    Oh man. Was I banned last week? If only I had of noticed it might have felt more threatening.

    ...

    ?
  20. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    What an arrogant statement!!!!
  21. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Indeed, Arrogant



    I'm growing up? Yippeee! I mean 'Smashing'
  22. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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  23. Jet-Eye Jedi Master

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    To mimic one Lachlan Hay, "I'll be there with bells on", Monsieur Wishart. Only bummer is I have to work the next day at 6.30am...can I drive to yours and dump the Peugeot 504

    [image=http://www.motorbase.com/pictures/contributions/000121/sml_peugeot_504_break_riviera-2.jpg] [image=http://www.motorbase.com/pictures/contributions/991202//sml_1975_peugeot_504_l_diesel.jpg]

    in the security of your driveway?

    EDIT: For the sake of relevance,

    Cahill is gh** (my apologies Nathan)
  24. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Arrogance is next to Grantliness
  25. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    'tis a fine car.

    What are we doing and where are we going again?

    More importantly, when? I can't feel my head.

    I blame j00 Cahill. (PS. I lub j00)
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