How to defeat the Vong (humor)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by Rebecca191, Mar 29, 2001.

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  1. Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master

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    I'm bored, so it's time for another humor thread from me!

    Hang up a sign that says "Undefended planet this way" and point it at a black hole.
  2. princess_of_naboo Jedi Master

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    They let the Vong take Coruscant and then, when the Supreme over lord Shamira(sp?) and the other Vong leaders get there they blow up the planet.
  3. ash_shack_II Jedi Knight

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    Jan 27, 2001
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    Steal one of their moon-droppers and drop a moon on 'em!

    or

    Put together the old Rogue Squadron: Wedge Antilles, Tycho Celchu, Hobbie, Janson, Corran, etc., and let 'em loose!

    or

    Keep leaving the "th" out of "them" and annoy 'em to death!
  4. Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master

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    Convince them that their gods demand that every single Vong commit suicide.
  5. princess_of_naboo Jedi Master

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    Send a one man fighter into...
  6. Wedge 88 Jedi Grand Master

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    Give them all pet fish.
  7. Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master

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  8. womp_rat208 Jedi Master

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    Quote from Independence Day:

    "In the words of my generation, up yours!"
  9. princess_of_naboo Jedi Master

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    LOL!

    Edit: YA! My 300th post!!!!!
  10. DarthSeti5 Jedi Grand Master

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    Throw salt on them all!
  11. Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master

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    Fly a corralskipper that crash-landed fity-years ago into the Vong worldship. Upload a virus on a Macintosh laptop that disables all the dovin basils.
  12. Wedge 88 Jedi Grand Master

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    Fire all phasers, Mr. Worf.
  13. Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master

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    Make them listen to the Spice Girls.
  14. princess_of_naboo Jedi Master

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    Make them watch the teletubbies.
  15. Wedge 88 Jedi Grand Master

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    Show all the Chazrach the pleasures of Twi'leks.
  16. DemonicJedi Jedi Master

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    LOL, even *they* dont deserve that
  17. Jedi Bib Jedi Grand Master

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    Refuse to believe they exist.

    Send a fanatic NRI offiecer and a dreary realist partner after clues about the Vong. They will find a strange, Spice-Smoking man and he will confuse people thay can;t watch every week.
  18. bterrik Force Ghost

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    One REALLY FRIGG'N HUGE CAN OF RAID!!!
  19. DemonicJedi Jedi Master

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  20. Wedge 88 Jedi Grand Master

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    Have Borsk join them. You know, turn into a Vong. The armor, the worshiping, the pain, the whole thing. Then he slowly takes control and sends the Vong away and attacks our Galaxy.
  21. Jedi Bib Jedi Grand Master

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    Rip out all the book pages with any mention of the Vong on them.
  22. Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master

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    Have the guy (Cats or whatever) from "All your base are belong to us" attack the Vong!
  23. DarthSeti5 Jedi Grand Master

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    Take them to court. NR agaist the Vong. They can beat them with the Chewbacca defense.

    "If Chewbacca doesn't make sense, you must acquit!"
  24. Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master

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    Make them watch Barney.
  25. Jedi Bib Jedi Grand Master

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    Since Wedge is immortal, just have him fly around and blow stuff up.
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