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How to defeat the Vong (humor)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by Rebecca191, Mar 29, 2001.

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  1. Rebecca191

    Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I'm bored, so it's time for another humor thread from me!

    Hang up a sign that says "Undefended planet this way" and point it at a black hole.
     
  2. princess_of_naboo

    princess_of_naboo Jedi Master star 4

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    They let the Vong take Coruscant and then, when the Supreme over lord Shamira(sp?) and the other Vong leaders get there they blow up the planet.
     
  3. ash_shack_II

    ash_shack_II Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Steal one of their moon-droppers and drop a moon on 'em!

    or

    Put together the old Rogue Squadron: Wedge Antilles, Tycho Celchu, Hobbie, Janson, Corran, etc., and let 'em loose!

    or

    Keep leaving the "th" out of "them" and annoy 'em to death!
     
  4. Rebecca191

    Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Convince them that their gods demand that every single Vong commit suicide.
     
  5. princess_of_naboo

    princess_of_naboo Jedi Master star 4

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    Send a one man fighter into...
     
  6. Wedge 88

    Wedge 88 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Give them all pet fish.
     
  7. Rebecca191

    Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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  8. womp_rat208

    womp_rat208 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Quote from Independence Day:

    "In the words of my generation, up yours!"
     
  9. princess_of_naboo

    princess_of_naboo Jedi Master star 4

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    LOL!

    Edit: YA! My 300th post!!!!!
     
  10. DarthSeti5

    DarthSeti5 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Throw salt on them all!
     
  11. Rebecca191

    Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Fly a corralskipper that crash-landed fity-years ago into the Vong worldship. Upload a virus on a Macintosh laptop that disables all the dovin basils.
     
  12. Wedge 88

    Wedge 88 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Fire all phasers, Mr. Worf.
     
  13. Rebecca191

    Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Make them listen to the Spice Girls.
     
  14. princess_of_naboo

    princess_of_naboo Jedi Master star 4

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    Make them watch the teletubbies.
     
  15. Wedge 88

    Wedge 88 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Show all the Chazrach the pleasures of Twi'leks.
     
  16. DemonicJedi

    DemonicJedi Jedi Master star 4

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    LOL, even *they* dont deserve that
     
  17. Jedi Bib

    Jedi Bib Jedi Knight star 6

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    Refuse to believe they exist.

    Send a fanatic NRI offiecer and a dreary realist partner after clues about the Vong. They will find a strange, Spice-Smoking man and he will confuse people thay can;t watch every week.
     
  18. bterrik

    bterrik Jedi Master star 4

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    One REALLY FRIGG'N HUGE CAN OF RAID!!!
     
  19. DemonicJedi

    DemonicJedi Jedi Master star 4

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    LMAO, bterrik!!!
     
  20. Wedge 88

    Wedge 88 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Have Borsk join them. You know, turn into a Vong. The armor, the worshiping, the pain, the whole thing. Then he slowly takes control and sends the Vong away and attacks our Galaxy.
     
  21. Jedi Bib

    Jedi Bib Jedi Knight star 6

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    Rip out all the book pages with any mention of the Vong on them.
     
  22. Rebecca191

    Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Have the guy (Cats or whatever) from "All your base are belong to us" attack the Vong!
     
  23. DarthSeti5

    DarthSeti5 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Take them to court. NR agaist the Vong. They can beat them with the Chewbacca defense.

    "If Chewbacca doesn't make sense, you must acquit!"
     
  24. Rebecca191

    Rebecca191 Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Make them watch Barney.
     
  25. Jedi Bib

    Jedi Bib Jedi Knight star 6

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    Since Wedge is immortal, just have him fly around and blow stuff up.
     
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