How to defeat the Vong (humor)

Discussion in 'Literature' started by Rebecca191, Mar 29, 2001.

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  1. Cosmin-Coral Jedi Knight

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    Apr 10, 2001
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    Get them to download the organic version of Windows ME, wait till it errors, then stike hard!!
  2. Alderaan_ Jedi Master

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    Aug 14, 2001
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    -Have the next battle on Hoth so that their amphistaffs freeze.

    -Xi Char meet Vong gods.
  3. Balance_Point Jedi Master

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    Jul 10, 2001
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    Make them watch the Holiday Special. ;)
  4. Dev Sibwarra Jedi Master

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    Jun 4, 1999
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    Send Anakin Solo in to repeat the strategy that he used on Yavin. Let Anakin speak to lower-class Vong and attempt to turn them. Except this time, go even lower than the Shamed Ones. Have him inspire the amphistaffs to rebel.
  5. darthmalt16 Jedi Master

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    Sep 25, 2000
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    galleon don't forget the current priceline commercials I hate 'em more than the shatner ones.
  6. Morgan-Sunrider Jedi Knight

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    Jun 17, 2001
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    Ahhh even lower than the ampistaffs , simply get anakin to convince the ... tizowyrms , serisouly those little things could then borrow into alll the Vongs brains from their ears and then simply liquify the vongs brains

    Or simlpy inform the crocodile hunter there is a new species out there he hasnt been bitten / mutilated by yet and let him annoy them to death ( god he makes me ashamed to be australian )

    cheers

    'Rider
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