How to defeat the Vong (humor)

Get them to download the organic version of Windows ME, wait till it errors, then stike hard!!

 

-Have the next battle on Hoth so that their amphistaffs freeze.

-Xi Char meet Vong gods.

 

Make them watch the Holiday Special.

 

Send Anakin Solo in to repeat the strategy that he used on Yavin. Let Anakin speak to lower-class Vong and attempt to turn them. Except this time, go even lower than the Shamed Ones. Have him inspire the amphistaffs to rebel.

 

galleon don't forget the current priceline commercials I hate 'em more than the shatner ones.

 

Ahhh even lower than the ampistaffs , simply get anakin to convince the ... tizowyrms , serisouly those little things could then borrow into alll the Vongs brains from their ears and then simply liquify the vongs brains

Or simlpy inform the crocodile hunter there is a new species out there he hasnt been bitten / mutilated by yet and let him annoy them to death ( god he makes me ashamed to be australian )

cheers

'Rider