How to drive jag fel crazy!!! V 2.0

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  1. GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE Jedi Knight

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    * Stick a stuffed Ewolk just out of the sight of his eyes, make crunching noises under his bed, and keep talking about how Lieutenant Ketch likes Jag and someday he might be as good a pilot as him.

    Then start commenting how Jag's reaction has angered the furry god and he may be required by ancient rights to kill him...

    * Keep talking about Thrawn's atrocities until Jag dances around and says "I'm not listening" with his fingers in his ears

    * Comment how steamy Zekk's relationship with Jaina is

    * Talk about how Soonitir Fel was a model imeperial nearly wasting 21 or so billion people on Nar Shaddaa before Han beat his fleet

    * Give him some blue face paint and red contacts and holotape him putting it on and pretending to be Chiss in his room

    * Keep asking if the reason he's going after Jaina is because no Chiss woman would have him

    * Pair Jag Fel with John Janson (Wes' Son) and tell him he has to create a team of super commandoes from dropouts and see if he goes crazy

    "But dropouts by their very nature produce an INFERIOR squadron!?!?! WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY GET THIS?!"

    * Talk about how the squadron beat an SSD and watch his head explode

    * Hustle him at Sabacc at every oppurtunity

    * Just walk up causally, put your arm around his shoulder and say "You know...I don't think Thrawn is comming back."

    * lock him alone in a room with his fanclub

    * Say how utterly depressing it must be that you are being compared with a man who murdered 20 million people, called the greatest hero in the galaxy a coward, and was viewed as a vigalante bordering on the Dark Side

    With about half favoring him over you

    * Keep asking for no reason if he likes Military Lawyer shows.

    * Have him get into a debate with Ghenghis

    * Comment how one starfighter squadron took Coruscant

    * Talk about his Clawcraft and ask him when he's going to stop using the Ugly and get a real ship

    * Poison him using Ewolk Jubba berries and nod solemnly and fearfully when they're identified

    * Say he'd be a great pilot if he had the force. That little Tahari girl is already past everyone in his squadron but him.

    Give her a month

    * Ask him if his father clone's had children with a clone of his wife whether Jag would be his own cousin

    * Ask if his chiss worship makes him a hipster

    * Arrest him for sedition at the Battle of Ithor and possible terrorist threatening of the Chief of State

    * Get 40 ewolks from Endor and stuff them all in Jag's room with glowing eye contacts while he's sleeping and then nudge him



    Props to Charlemagne19 for he originally created this thread in the literature forum. Hope your not mad I transfered it

    Axl.
  2. Jansons_Funny_Twin Jedi Knight

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    Jul 31, 2002
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    [face_laugh]



    John Janson (Wes' Son)

    Wes had a son? :eek:

    :p

  3. WarmasterDan Jedi Knight

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    Sep 3, 2002
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    Simple make him ot have the ablity to not fly his claw craft.
  4. GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE Jedi Knight

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    Warmaster what does ot mean? Edit it please.

    W. Axl Rose
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  5. Kyp_side_of_TheForce Jedi Padawan

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    THAT WAS SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
    ... find a video of Jaina and Zekk making out and have one of the jedi implant it into his head 24/7
  6. Kyp_side_of_TheForce Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 27, 2002
    star 4
    (inspiration struck...ouch)
    ... read his mind, figure out what he thinks you and everyone you know are going to do, and have everyone do exactly the opposite.
    ... make hime sit in Kyp's lap.
    ...use the force to make him see ewoks every where.
    ...tie hime to a chair, draw your lightsaber and... oops, he's supposed to live through this, isn't he [face_devil]
  7. AERYN_SUN Jedi Knight

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    Apr 1, 2001
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    this is really mean and cruel! come on, people. give jag a chance :)
  8. Lank_Pavail Jedi Knight

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    Sep 26, 2002
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    Put him in a squadron with Wes Janson and Face Loran. I guaruntee in a week, they'll be dragging him off in a straitjacket. :D
  9. GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE Jedi Knight

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    It's so fun!! thought.

    Axl.
  10. rogue11lovesjag Jedi Padawan

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    Jun 13, 2002
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    *falls over laughing* Omg, that was so funny.

    ~Rogue
  11. GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE Jedi Knight

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    Im glad people like this thread, im trying to think of more!

    Axl.
  12. moff_Sammael Jedi Youngling

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    Nov 16, 2001
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    Have him get into a debate with Ghenghis

    Oh my... that's so... hideous! :eek:
    :D
  13. GRANDADMIRALAXLROSE Jedi Knight

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    Hideousity is what keeps this thread alive!

    Axl.
  14. The_Standmaiden Jedi Knight

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    Jul 28, 2002
    star 5
    Sing this song to him over and over and over and over . . . .
  15. Kyp_side_of_TheForce Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 27, 2002
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    explain to him how dictatorships never work because the slaves/workers/common people will always rise up. Then give him all the examples of this throughout history... then remind him about his beloved empire.

    have ewoks jump out at him at random times shouting 'captain cardboard'
  16. trianiigirl Jedi Master

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    Jun 21, 2002
    star 5
    Put him in a circular room and tell him to sit in the corner...

    No, wait. That's blondes.









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