Oceania How to Speak New Zealander! (The Essental Guide)

FOR BIST EFICT, RID THESE OUT ALOUD!!!

Milburn - capital of Victoria
Peck - to fill a suitcase
Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
Pigs - for hanging out washing with
Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
Pug - large animal with a curly tail
Nin tin dough - computer game
Munner stroney - soup
Min - male of the species
Mess Kara - eye makeup
McKennock - person who fixes cars
Mere - Mayor
Leather - foam produced from soap
Lift - departed
Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
Kittle crusps - potato chips
Ken's - Cairns
Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
Inner me - enemy
Guess - vapour
Fush - marine creatures
Fitter cheney - type of pasta
Ever cardeau - avocado
Fear hear - blonde
Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
Duffy cult - not easy
Amejen - visualise
Day old chuck - very young poultry
Bug hut - popular recording
Bun button - been bitten by insect
Beard - a place to sleep
Chully Bun - Esky
Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
One Doze - well known computer program
Sex - one less than sivven
Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
Beggage Chucken - place to give your bags at airport

 

The pus hez 'difinitely' bin taken.

 

a het goes un your hid

 

for the author of this thread:

Go to the NZ board and read the threads there about NZ by and Auzzie and also the one by an Auzzie column writer in a paper. I'm amazed that Australia gets vertical rain - i mean, damn! that's unheard of!

oh, wait - ill link to them so its eaiser for you.

Kiwi Bashing (Yes, a LOTR topic)

Aussie storm quote.

and I'll even copy/paste the relative information for those lazy people who cant be bothered clicking a link.

"It was just horrendous, it was like cyclonic type winds, the rain was vertical,"

It takes a special kind of country to get vertical rain. I'm glad we get "frish fush and chups".

 

That prutty much exictly how thay spick over thier. Having leffed with 'em for a yeah and a half, the accint rubbed off on me quite a bet.

 

maybe the accent rubbed off - but the grammer of spelling didn't.

 

that izz'nt how we's speek, itz onley how we's tipe.

 

I've got two friends that are expat New Zealanders, hey?

They always end every sentence with hey, hey?

 

Sorry, but that was funny as

 

Since the other storeman at work is kiwi
I can say that most of them are true

 

choice bro hey?

 

Cook me some eggs!

 

don't you add "ay gil" on the end of that one?

so it's cook me up sum iggs ay gil!

that's how the storeman said it anyway

 

bah

rather fush than feesh

oh, on the subject of saying "eh", i admit to that, but i notice some aussies ad "but" to the end of their sentences, just as annoying IMO

 

"But" is used everywhere though I reckon.

It's nowhere near as bad as people saying "me" too much.

"Me mum and dad" Stuff like that is just pathetic English.

 

for some people its just too ingrained but

 

i thought adding but must just be a teenager thing, since i heard it from some younger cousins from oz

 

sorry couldnt resist

 

"How to speak New Zealander..."


I thought it was New Zealandish ?


Or is it New Zealandian ?

 

Is that like the Gibbers?
The people that speak Gibberish I mean?

 

Shih Sulls Sih Shulls on the Si Shuh!

 

its:

"How to speak Kiwi"

New Zealander - sounds stupid - like something an Auzzie would say

 

Me: yeah.. ill have twenny dollars worth of fish-n-chips

shop kepper: how many is twenny dont you mean twen-ty

 

you must be a fat b4st4rd YouAgain!

$20 worth of Fish 'n' Chips?!

DAMN!

 

maybe he has a starvingfamily to feed, auckland after all is just one big slum.....