How to tell you're over 25

*cough* Liar *cough*

 

Hmmmmmmm....... I have an outhouse *hopes that doesn't count as a shed* but it DID come attatched to the house You won't catch me in a shed OR my outhouse because they are full of spiders so I won't set foot in one

Evening LV Well if he IS lying he'll be in BIG trouble... but that's not necessarily a bad thing eh Yoshi

 

Well there is my garage right down the bottom of the back garden, but that's waayyyy to big to be classed as a shed.

*Waves hello to L_V*

D_Q - Theres some luurrrrrvly big spiders in my garage. hhehehe

No.....not a bad thing.

 

1 Question... does it have tools of the garden variety or any other kind in it?????

AND do you sulk in there often

Oooooo DQ now is it? lol I much prefer the 'other' name That's one thing I really HATE is spiders...

 

**waves back**



I am with you there DQ I hate spiders....there was a HUGE one next to my bed the other night took every bit of energy not to scream as it was 3am and I had to get rid of it because there was no way I was going to sleep in my bed with it next to me

 

I would have screamed even at 3am... there was a GIANT one in my kitchen the other night and I had to get my mate Andy across the road to come and throw it out for me I can't even go near them to trap them under a glass I just freeze totally, then scream, then run away... coward I am

 

lol

thats me but there were no one else to get rid of it for me. Thank god DS can handle them thats his job now

 

DS thinks it's funny I don't like Spiders I think I don't know what I'd do if there wasn't someone to get rid of it for me...

*gets all nervous about being alone with a spider* it's a long way for Yoshi to come just to get rid of a spider

 

Ladies, just call SSRS (Scourge's Spider Removal Services) any time of the day or night. Humane eviction of all arachnid lifeforms.
There are some real big tarantulas out here! So big... you hear them before you see 'em!
Big ones, little ones, I love 'em all!

 

AWWwwww...you girls.

They dont bite you know....well not all of them anyway

*Strokes his big black furry pet spider*

 

LOL @ DS... good evening sir

Oh thankyou... now I'll be sleeping MUCH more easier when I hear any little rustling sound at night... and what pray tell is the charge for this service

I tell you it's going in a cupboard if I visit... either that or it goes in your shed *cough* ahem I mean Garage

 

I'll pay DS in kind

 

*ahem* I think I'll be sticking to cash m'dear... or possibly beer! myself

*wonders who'd get the double quick service here*

 

**thinks** hmm I wonder

 

In the U.S., if you go to Fenway Park in Boston, those who buy beer are all over 25.

 

<out of character> Oh gawd, I'm both over 25 AND i hate spiders! Can I use the DS spider removal service? Do you charge for travelling long distances to rid the frightened ones of the hairy menaces? </out of character>

Yes, my search for the stone is still in process, waffle blah blah.....the great sourceress of Mount K'larythr.....buried deep within the bowels of the earth at the point of no return......

 

Indeed, anyone's welcome to use my renowned spider removal service, FF. No distance too far. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Ah yes... I know the sorceress of whom you speak. I removed a spider from her cave not two moons past.

 

Satisfaction guaranteed

I am sure I will be

 

You'll get my extra special service, LV! Reserved for only my very best customers!

 

good good ......and remember I pay in kind

 

Hmmmm.

This thread has taken one of those innuendo turns.

 

hehe

mind you I had another spider in my room last night, really need to get DS up here to remove them **pouts**

 

Don't worry LV... when I visit you I'll bring all my assorted spider removal paraphenalia!

 

OK DS... how many spiders DID you post through her letterbox then... and MINE come to think of it seeing as there have been 3 in as many days here What a way to boost trade lol

 

i hate the bloody things when they crawl around my carpet, and u dont see them till there right up close, cos they blend in with the colour scheme ..

...there was one point where i had to walk aorund with my trousers/bottoms tucked into my socks cos i couldn't see them...

I STILL HAVE NIGHTMARES....

..O..WOE IS ME..!!