how to use a lightsaber in the real world part two.

no affence to the person who started how to use a lightsaber in the real world I just like your idea!!! if you have been here long enough you rember how to use a lightsaber in the real world well lets see who remers shall we??? P.S, I know of this because I did some browsing over the weekend!!!

 

please post!!!

 

Hey I have got one an easy way to start a camp fire!

 

Hey I have got one an easy way to start a camp fire!

HAha thats a good one

 

thanks!!!

 

I would love one just for yard work (trimming trees, bushes, etc...).

 

what about no more can openers !!!

 

"Oh no, I locked my keys in the car again...Good thing I have my lightsaber!!!"

 

you could use a real lightsaber to cut metal to make a prop saber

 

Stick a silencer on it, and you have the ultimate tool for the break-and-enter type of guy...

 

Trimming bad grammar out of posts.

All you need is love!

 

Facial hair groomer.

 

instant door's and windows

 

self defense.

 

Or, quick way to light a candle or a fireplace!!!

 

you could use it for when you raid a bank to get into the vault lol!

 

Ok,Like I don't me to bug ya but please check your private messages! this is to Angelic_308!

 

Facial Hair Groomer

Just be careful not to sneeze...

How about getting three lightsabers, go to Vegas, and make money as being the first person to juggle three ligthsabers, simutaneously!! It'll make those guys who juggle chainsaws and fire sticks look like pansies

 

To trim excess smileys out of posts too ...

 

Anyone who tries to steal my lunch money...

Jedi Benji, Benji Has Spoken!!

 

I better not steal your lunch money!

 

Anybody seen those guys who swallow swords and pull them out of their mouth? Imagine someone like Mace Windu or Plo Koon trying that. Wait, does Plo have a mouth?

 

Use it to slice your deli meat nice and thin...instead of Samurai Delicatessen it would be Jedi Delicatessen....

Using the Force can sure build up an appetite!

 

Plo Koon does have a mouth, but he wears a special breather thingie that filters poisonous oxygen out of the air for him to breathe safely.

 

Lightsaber use #217530

INCONSIDERATE MOTORIST NULLIFIER

Have you ever been rudely cut off in traffic? Ever have someone tailgate you even when you are going 10 m.p.h. over the posted limit? Cellphone yakker almost clip you?

Express your disapproval with a lightsaber!

Pull alongside that creep who cut you off, and relieve him of having the burden of inflated tires!

Let that tailgater by, and leave a nice calling card on the side of his/her door as the car passes you.

Talking on the phone while driving is a dangerous distraction! Remind this person by lopping off the front bumper. If you are truly skilled you can do that AND take out the antenna in one swipe!