Abq How will you expire?

if you are a guy named lee is soel south korea you might die after a 50 hour gaming binge - i didn't know where else to put it

 

i saw that too! i thought now there's soemthing that's got to be put on the boards. let it be a warning to you all!

 

i am hense doomed - playing 3 of those at the moment. Gotta think though, I wonder if he had found out he was dying and figured he would rather play games then stress out at work?

 

Ha....that does not scare me!

 

The Empire is pleased to announce the annihilation of the notorious rebel karenec1, who 4 days ago was savagely frozen in carbonite by the Trade Federation. This incident occurred in a Hutt palace in Mos Eisley. The deceased was reported to have shouted "No! It's o.k., I got it!" just before expiring. karenec1 was reportedly accompanied by a woman with two danishes on the side of her head who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will declare himself the baddest dude in the galaxy.

 

The Empire is pleased to announce the termination of the notorious rebel StarLeia, who 10 days ago was completely forced to crash on a speederbike by Dengar. This incident occurred in a moisture farm on the planet Dagoba. The deceased was reported to have shouted "I just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever." just before expiring. StarLeia was reportedly accompanied by several Ewoks who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will destroy a small planet.

 

Here's one of my own.

The Empire is glad to announce the expiration of SithLordAaron. 12 days ago the SithLord defected to the Alliance and was followed to a hidden base on the planet Corellia. He was ambushed by a squad of midget Biker Scouts, wielding stale bread loaves, while he was on his way to a Fan Force Meeting. Aaron was overheard asking, "At that speed do you think you can pull out in time?" He was last seen accompanied by a mullet wearing redneck who was spotted fleeing the scene in a four wheel drive Chevy pickup pulling a boat with a "For Sale" sign. There will be a future celebration for this event because Lord Vader is off on a ski vacation.

 

That's a good one, man. I swear ta God it is!

 

You wanna buy a boat?

 

Shut up Randy! I'll say it right to his face, I swear to God I will!

 

The Empire is pleased to announce the eradication of the notorious rebel bloodclaws65, who 2 days ago was killed when he was catapulted threw the windshield of his speeder maliciously in a head-on crash with bounty hunters Boba Fett and Dangar. This incident occurred in an Imperial red light area on the planet of Werfore. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Where's the Force when you need it?!" just before expiring. bloodclaws65 was reportedly accompanied by 4 strippers that walked away with a couple minor cuts, who fled the scene. the two bounty hunters are being held for questioning. To celebrate this important victory, Darth Vader will torture some Rebels with an interrogation droid and have 1,666,669 Ewoks put to death, and turned into bantha food.

 

The Empire is pleased to announce the annihilation of the notorious rebel bobasparxx, who 6 days ago was viciously shot with a blaster at point blank range by a tusken raider. This incident occurred in a backwater spaceport on the planet Hoth. The deceased was reported to have shouted "That doesn't sound so bad..." just before expiring. bobasparxx was reportedly accompanied by a bearded jedi who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will grin an evil grin and make a sinister nod.

Services will be held at Han and Sons Mortuary at 12:00pm Friday afternoon. Donations can be made out to the Save the Fett Foundation, Sarlacc Pitt,. Tattoine.

 

The Empire is pleased to announce the demise of the notorious rebel Skyra, who 3 days ago was callously dismembered with a lightsaber by Darth Malak. This incident occurred in a spaceport on the planet Onderon. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Tell that slime worm ridden piece of filth he'll get no such pleasure from us!" just before expiring. Skyra was reportedly accompanied by a bearded jedi who fled the scene. To celebrate this important victory, the Emperor will redecorate his office.