How would Yoda do a commercial for brands?

Let me get this started and I hope it works. Name any one brand and try to come up with slogan for it, but in the manner of Yoda's grammar.

I'll start and hope you get the gist:

Head and Shoulders : See Through Your Scalp We Can



MJ

 

McDonald's "Lovin it I am"

Walmart "Low prices there are."

Pokemon "Catch 'em or Catch 'em not"

 

Good stuff. Try to limit to one if you don't mind. But can come back again so more have a chance to participate and won't run out of brands real quick. Maybe....

MJ

 

ok

 

Yoda has done commercials

search Yoda vodafone

 

Burger King: Grilled And Not Fried. There Is No Oil.

MJ

 

I know he has. But I'm sure we can compete with the professionals.

MJ

 

Chuck E Cheese: "A waste of your parent's money it is."

 

One per post actually. You can come in with more accordingly.

Cheers.

MJ

Edit: Doh! You understood. My bad.

 

State farm: "Like a good jedi, there, state farm is."

 

Nike: "It, Just Do"

 

Yoda on Geico: "15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance, but the quick and easy path is it to the dark side, young one. Choose the dark side and there is no saving you."

 

"Lovin it I am..if Jedi were allowed to love that is."

I know Mcdonalds was done already but I just wanted to add that .

 

For kids, Trix are, silly rabbit

 

Just do it, or do not, there is no try.

 

Last warning for the thread, use the edit feature to avoid double posting.

 

Kellog's Frosted Flakes: "Great They Are. Exception I Give For This Jedi Craving"

 

Honey Stars : "Tastiest They Are In The Galaxy"

 

Always Maxi Pads: "Stop the leakage it will."

 

Well:

1.) For Lego - 'Childhood Fun "LE-GO" You Should Not!'

2.) For Disney - "A Small World ... It is After All!'

3.) For Terminator - 'TERMINATED YOU ARE!'

4.) For POKEMON - 'CATCH THEM ALL ... GOTTA YOU MUST!'

5.) For Mortein - 'SMART MORE SAFE MORE - MORTEIN!'

6.) For Certain Lollies - 'LATER EAT! FIRST PLAY!'

7.) For Margarine - 'Not Butter It Is Believe I Cannot!'

8.) Milk - 'Bones Strong You Want? Milk Got?'

9.) Diamonds - 'Forever Is ... A Diamond...'

10.) For M & M's - 'Not in your hands it melts ... In your mouth melts it ...'

11.) For V-Energy - 'Improves Abit You ... That A Massive Hit!'

12.) For Snickers - 'Hungry When You Are...Not You You're Not!'

 

Perhaps born with it she is. Perhaps Maybelline it is.

 

Pampers- "come in my size they do, comfortable they are"