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JCC How would you survive an outer space Nazi invasion ?

Discussion in 'Community' started by Pristine, Oct 7, 2012.

  1. Pristine

    Pristine Jedi Knight

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    If anyone has seen the Iron Sky film, or even if you haven't yet, what witty things would you do and/or get up to, to (seriously and/or humorously) survive an outer space Nazi invasion on Earth, like the one in that film ?
     
  2. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace JCC Ravager star 5 Staff Member Manager

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    If they're coming from the sky, I'd bring an umbrella.
     
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  3. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    I would beam all the zombies onto their spaceships.
     
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  4. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Fire lots of nukes into space.


    If that doesn't work, defect to their side :p
     
  5. GenAntilles

    GenAntilles Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    How to beat Nazi's from the moon? Easy, ally with Mars Soviets. That'll do the trick.
     
  6. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    i would be like "oh man i did NOT SEE that coming." hopefully nazis like puns and they would let me live.
     
  7. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 8

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    With temporal incursions.
     
  8. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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    With a really big Bowie knife.
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  9. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Open the Ark of the Covenant on them.
     
  10. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA VIP

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    I send the former prime minister of Japan to play a high-stakes game of mahjong against Hitler.
     
  11. MarcusP2

    MarcusP2 Games and Community Reaper star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I would throw the pancake back.
     
  12. Ghost

    Ghost Chosen One star 7

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    Didn't some movie come out last year about Nazis from the Moon, with Sarah Palin as President?
     
  13. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    As soon as I saw the picture of someone holding some form of weapon, I knew it was going to be Lee posting it...
     
  14. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    I would also suggest calling the Justice League, they've had experience with this kind of stuff....

    [​IMG]
     
  15. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    [Insert Doctor Who reference here]
     
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  16. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    They would just bomb London and it would be called the Blitz. Because according to the show that's all that ever happened in World War II.
     
  17. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    That's not true. People had fancy dinners in Berlin.
     
  18. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    "Are you my Mummy?"