Indi, IN Howdy! Greetings from Fanforce Australia

*Throws Tim Tams randomly*

Howdy! Sup?

 

Hello! Welcome to the Indy Knights area of the internet.

 

Blimey!

G'Day mate! We'll pour ya' a nice cold Fosters and bring ya' pipin' hot Bloomin' Onion fer ya' to snack on! Then, ya' can tell us all about how the dingos stole your buby!

 

Howdy Mate!

 

"Fosters: Canadian for beer" according to our good friend, and founding member of the IK Australian chapter, Sil.

Welcome to Indy!

*throws some shrimp on the barbie...little sister complains about raw seafood ruining the pink corvette decals*

 

G'Day and Welcome to the states our new friend from "down under"

 

I've created a monster.

 

The IK influence is strong in that backwater world known as Australia

 

I've created a monster.

You dont know the half of it Sil

 

Hey there, Slaveone! How's things in the southern hemisphere?

And in slaveone's defense, I know 2 people who are Australian and I have never once heard them say Blimey, G'day (unless I made them, but that's another story), or anything about any dingos stealing babies. But maybe they were just weird.

 

Welcome to our boards! Feel free to visit as often as you like.

 

Ill keep that in mind
So whats been happening in your state?

 

Rain & lots of it!

 

Yeah I have a friend from Australia and I am so embarassed that he might see the Outback Steakhouse commercials. He knows what the stereotypes and he told me once: "I've never been to the outback and I never intend to go either."

Oh they do say "Crikey!" a lot though...at least that crocodile hunter dude does anyways

 

No! Dont tell me Steve Irwin has affected your minds too

Everyone in Australia thinks he's an ass. Australians are nothing like him
Maybe Sil is...

 

maybe Sil is...

Yeah, when she was here, she was always trying to sneak up on various animals. She'd be like "Crikey, look at that one over there! She's just sittin' there sunnin' herself... Lets go take a closer look!" Then she'd jump on some cat, and act like it was attacking her.

I just couldn't resist that one. Don't kill me Sil. I'll buy ya a Stella?

 

I think Steve Irwin is funny. I enjoy laughing at his expense. But the Outback Steakhouse commercials and the Fosters commercials annoy me. I have to wonder who writes those...

Are you kidding? Nothing EVER happens in Indiana!! (execpt C2 and the indy 500) I expect to have a lovely summer watching corn grow. Speaking of summer, isn't it winter down under when it's summer here?

 

-- Don't kill me Sil.

That actually made me laugh.


And yep, it's just getting into winter here. It's starting to get a bit chilly (or what you would call "tropical").

 

Dont worry Sil, its Autum here and its fricking cold.

I'll let everyone know you've ditched FF Australia for the Indy knights

 

You'd ditch Australia to once you heard us pronounce wash -> "warsh" and other fine subtlies of the Hoosier Farmer Accent.

 

Haha, if you thought that was bad, try listening to a New Zealander say Six O'Clock.

"Whats the time mate?"
"Sex O' Clock"
"What?"

 

"No! Dont tell me Steve Irwin has affected your minds too"
Hey... I love Steve Irwin, but it's a manly kinda love.

 

Hey... I love Steve Irwin, but it's a manly kinda love.

Having the words 'love' and 'Steve Irwin' is bad enough

Do you actually buy that crap that he says?!?

 

By Crikey, no!

 

"Core, here's a pregnant Moray Eel hiding in the crevice...I'm going to pull 'er out into the open here and git a look at 'er. Wow, she's flashing 'er teeth at me telling me to stay away...I'll just pull on her tail and...crikey, she bit me."

I long for the days of Marlin Perkins hosting Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom. Not only did they not antagonize the animals, they were fully insured.