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FF:VIC Huggard's Messages

Discussion in 'Oceania Discussion Boards' started by TheBoogieMan, Nov 20, 2003.

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  1. TheBoogieMan Manager Emeritus

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    Nov 14, 2001
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    I am shocked to say the least.

    There i was, e-stalking you all (as you do, 'cos you can) and i noticed that PoT had a user named "Huggard" in his WUL. Wonderful, says i, more hilarity must ensue with this belly-laugh enducing sock of PoT's.

    IT
    ISN'T
    A
    SOCK


    I know that most of you people are enlightened that Ross Huggard is not, in fact, a deity, but an english teacher who had the misfortune of mentoring Kane.
    My suspicions were first aroused in this thread where Huggard indeed made his first appearance. At first i thought it was but a clever trick by PoT to keep the worship of he-who-must-not-be-milked all to himself.

    Then this!

    It became increasingly obvious that Huggard is a real individual.

    I now have open a window that says perhaps more than you first think.... Huggard's Messages

    So I was not convinced. So i did a google search. Scroll down to Student Revision Day - Strathmore College. It appears these worthless students gain audience with Huggard by merely making Pilgramige to the Western Suburbs!

    BUT WAIT! IT DOESN'T END THERE!

    It appears from this page that we must refer to our grand deity as Mr Huggard!
    It also appears that one of Mr Huggard's commandments is to watch "Absolutely Fabulous!"
    My faith is fast waining.
    So what to do? Mr Huggard suggests that I'm not good at saying "no" to other people's requests... keeps me busy!

    Huggard's fate may lie in this statement from one of his final posts: Still in anticipation of my school banning this strange yet interesting site,

    SO I CRY OUT TO THE MASSES! CALL APON HUGGARD TO RETURN TO VICFF AND ENLIGHTEN US ALL TO THE ERROR OF OUR WAYS! UNBAN VICFF! SAVE YOUR POOR BELIEVERS!
  2. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

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    Oct 23, 2001
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    I've met Huggard.

    It's ok, you can touch me if you want.
  3. TheBoogieMan Manager Emeritus

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    yeah, LV says he's met George Lucas and nobody believes him either.
  4. lordvaderFF FanForce Chapter Rep

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  5. Shara_82 Administrator Emeritus

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    Jan 10, 2001
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    I worked most of this out ages ago. Which simply proves that all should be worshipping Mergatroid.
  6. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    Apr 21, 2002
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    In the NEW AGE we pray to universal peace and harmony
  7. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Mar 14, 2001
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    Agreed.

    Let us never speak of the REAL Huggard or his hunting me down on this board again.
  8. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    Ok Huggard is a real person as well as a deity! Who cares, Jesus was a real person and so were all the Egyptian Gods (STARGATE IS REAL I TELL YAH!) but does that really make it wrong?

    Ok Mergatroid Rocks
  9. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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  10. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

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    LOL. Somebody took the time to figure it out... How cute!


    It's okay TBM, he is both man and God, like ummmm, like other man-gods...
  11. Jedi_Master_Damir Jedi Master

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    Jan 19, 2002
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    A mule?

    And yes, I've talked to Huggard, at 2am, on my mobile via a very milked up PoT.

    Geez, what a night.
  12. Jet-Eye Jedi Master

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    Jan 10, 2001
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    I and real Huggard are travelling from Frangap meeting PoT at ze Rugby screening tonight. Come forth and hear His Prophecy...
  13. HawkNC Former RSA: Oceania

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    Oct 23, 2001
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    I'll be in the city tonight, I'll give you guys a bell if I'm anywhere near (F/R)ed Square tonight.

    GO THE WALLABIES!
  14. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    GO THE GOLD AND GREEN!
  15. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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  16. Jet-Eye Jedi Master

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    Who cares who won, we all had fun and it wasn't a boring match, and that's what it's all about! C'arn Unity and Peace!
  17. Wall8 Jedi Knight

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    RP, we have always been aware that theonewhichis Huggard is both man and deity, for his word reaches most Victorian Year 12 students by the sacred scriptures of Insight Outcomes English Year 12
  18. TheBoogieMan Manager Emeritus

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    LOL. Somebody took the time to figure it out... How cute!

    Time? heh. take a look at the "how we are failing things" thread to get an idea of where all this time comes from.

    Anyway. Do we still get to worship Him?
  19. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    hmm we pray to the morning sun and the midnight moon
  20. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Wise words...hmm...from a wise man I daresay.
  21. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    the sun and the moon are my parents and the stars my brothers and sisters
  22. Rogue_Product Jedi Master

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    Provided that Huggard is your god, then this is okay.
  23. SithLord-Mixo Jedi Grand Master

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    no i look to the New Age of a brand new day :)
  24. Protege-of-Thrawn Manager Emeritus

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    Whatever happened to the Huggardic New Age. 'twas a grand union betwixt' grand champions of Victoria!
  25. DarkJediTJ Jedi Master

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    Dec 26, 2000
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    Yeah! I Bloody Bleed my Bleeding heart out for that alliance! Then I converted to Mergatriod.
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