[Humor] Funny stuff from around the net

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  1. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

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    I really didnt see a thread like this so i decided to make one.

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/Imperial_Birrer/malibuvader.bmp]

    post all the Funny stuff you come across the web in here!!
  2. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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    Keeping in mind our PG-13 audience...
  3. Sarnia WOTR Liaison

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    SS - I think we found your next costume!!!
  4. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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    TOP TEN WAYS STAR WARS KICKS BOOTY OVER STAR TREK:

    10. In Star Wars, every planet they go to looks cool and has neat aliens. In Star Trek, every planet they go to looks like a blue-screened backlot and all the aliens are humans with beards and bad hair cuts.

    9. No lame "Prime Directive" stopping you from whipping booty.

    8. When a ship in Star Wars gets hit, everyone rolls in the same direction.

    7. Stormtroopers may not be able to hit the broadside of a barn, but they're still a lot more threatening than a space-faring Abraham Lincoln.

    6. In Star Wars, all women are fair game. Heck, even your sister.

    5. Han Solo never had to degrade himself by shooting a baggy-suited reptilian alien with a hollow log and some charcoal.

    4. You can safely wear a red shirt in Star Wars.

    3. Luke Skywalker could clean Wesley Crusher's clock with one hand tied behind his back. Heck, Luke's cut-off hand could clean Wesley Crusher's clock with itself tied behind it's back.

    2. Kirk would have just used the force to "get some".

    1. Vader vs. Kahn...Yoda vs. Spock...any questions?
  5. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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  6. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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    Redneck Jedi

    Your Jedi robe is a Camouflage color.
    You have ever used your Light Saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill
    You think the best use of your light saber is picking your teeth.
    At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored!!!
    There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder
    You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder
    You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok
    You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks
    You think that Stormtroopers are just KKK members with really good sheets
    A peaceful meditation session is one without gas
    You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but not THE FORCE
    Your master ever said "My finger you will pull..hmmm?"
    You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
    You ever lost a hand during a light-saber fight because you had tospit.
    The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the dadgum skeeters.
    Wookies are offended by your B.O.
    You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
    You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
    You have ever used a light-sabre to clean fish or open a non-twist-off bottle of beer.
    Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t' the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
    You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.
  7. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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  8. Imperial_Birrer Jedi Master

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    I knew we would get some good ones.

  9. melodyann Jedi Master

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    you guys have way too much time on your hands. :)
  10. RubberDuckTape Southern CO Chapter Rep

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    doh, didn't see this, might have to move my Evil Overlord here.
  11. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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    Has anyone seen Terry since Friday?

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    A police officer, left, watches a protester dressed as Batman, right, who stands on a ledge at London's Buckingham Palace, Monday, Sept. 13, 2004, near the balcony where the royal family appears on ceremonial occasions. The protester was identified as Jason Hatch, 33, a member of the Fathers 4 Justice group which is campaigning for greater custody rights for divorced or separated fathers. No member of the royal family was at the palace Monday. Britain's Queen Elizabeth II was at her Balmoral residence in Scotland. Seen at rear is a Buckingham Palace official. (AP Photo/PA)
  12. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

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    robin couldnt get up there cause the police threatened to shoot him.
  13. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    OMG Stacy, I'm still laughing! Where is Terry???
  14. Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus

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    LOL.. yes, we must find Terry :D

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  15. Jedi_Pilot Force Ghost

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    I'm terribly offended. [face_frustrated]









    Especially since my costume is so much cooler. :cool:
  16. GersonSith Jedi Master

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  17. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

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    this is the best one!!

    [image=http://www.fatguyshirts.com/pics/shirts/large/naked.jpg]
  18. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

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  19. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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  20. UltimateBroncoFan Jedi Knight

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  21. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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    Yeah, I thought of yours...I mean...you when I saw it, too...
  22. UltimateBroncoFan Jedi Knight

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    yes i thought you probably had.


    seriously, if you find it...let me know i really want it. :)
  23. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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    I know it was available at a recent GenCon. Also, for those that have seen Conan O'Brien's Triump the Insult Comic Dog work his magic in the Episode I line, there was a girl wearing one there as well.
  24. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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  25. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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    Oh, and choose All Products from their main page.
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