[Humor] Funny stuff from around the net

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  1. ZOOfo-Dyas Jedi Grand Master

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    Oct 3, 2004
    star 6
    I'll leave the monkey spanking to the professionals ;)
  2. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 30, 2004
    star 6
    Only 586.4 on the penguin, though. The trick is to make it skip. :D
  3. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 30, 2004
    star 6
    You get all the batting practice from spanking the monkey.
  4. yodaman12002 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 24, 2003
    star 4
    i got 587.6 on the bat but i like it when the bird plops down so my average is near 0
  5. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

    Member Since:
    Jun 27, 2002
    star 5
    is it more or does this wedge Icon look like an Angry Mon Mothma?
  6. FenigDurak Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 6, 2002
    star 4
    It's guys like this that give Geeks a bad name...
  7. Sarnia WOTR Liaison

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2004
    star 5
    and my squirrel name is....

    Arch Bishop Furryface
  8. melodyann Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 18, 2004
    star 4
    MAC-when i saw it i thought it was wedge, but it is just not quite right.
  9. FenigDurak Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 6, 2002
    star 4
    No ripping on Wedge. It's not his fault that he's so wonderous that small images such as Icons don't do him justice. It's not his fault either that Mon Mothma is kind of mannish...

    Images of Wedge must be presented no smaller than:
    [image=http://www.geocities.com/fenigdurak/Wedge.jpg]


    Anything less is wholly unacceptable. I should know. I'm his biggest friggin fan!
  10. Sarnia WOTR Liaison

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2004
    star 5
    <sniggers at Fenig>
  11. FenigDurak Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 6, 2002
    star 4
    Of course, the preferred format is 24 x 36, but we here at WAAS (Wedge Antilles Admiration Society) understand that not everyone can withstand the greatness that is Wedge in his life size format.
  12. Sarnia WOTR Liaison

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2004
    star 5
    oh my

    you need help

    ;)
  13. Sarnia WOTR Liaison

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2004
    star 5
    The good little Catholic girl (hush, all of you) in me should
    probably be highly offended at this....and I'll try to be as soon as
    I stop giggling.

    Priest/Jedi: May the Force be with you!
    People: And also with you!

    P/J: Lift up your light sabers!
    P: We lift them up to the Box Office!

    P/J: We give thanks to George Lucas!
    P: It is right to give George our money and praise!


    The Glory to George

    Glory to George in California,
    And bonuses to his staff on the ranch.
    Rich George, New Age Guru,
    Almighty Movie Maker,

    We kiss up to you, we give you thanks,
    We praise you for your movies.

    Rich George, only maker of Star Wars,
    Pompous George, Fleecer of Kids,
    You take away the money of children,
    Have mercy on parent's wallets,

    You are seated in your California ranch mansion,
    receive our hard-earned money.
    For you alone have the movie rights,
    You alone rake in the dough,
    You alone are making profit,

    George Lucas,
    With your nameless staff,
    In the glory of Star Wars fame.
    [sounding like a light saber]
    Vvvaaaammmmm


    The Jedi Creed

    I believe in the Force, the Force ambiguous,
    Creator of Box Office hits.

    I believe in SkyWalker, the Jedi Knight, our Hero.
    He was conceived by the power of George Lucas
    and born to the Virgin Princess.

    He suffered under Darth Vader,
    was tortured, beaten and otherwise harassed.
    He descended onto the Death Star.
    At the end of the movie he barely escaped.

    He ascended in his X-Fighter,
    And is seated by Leia and Han Solo on some big space station.

    I believe in the Special Effects,
    The power of really fast computers,
    the communion of movie makers,
    the forgiveness of poor writing,
    the resurrection of old characters,
    and the profits everlasting.
    [sounding like a light saber]
    Vvvaaaammmmm


    At the end of Star Wars Liturgy

    P/J: May the Force be with you and bless you, in the name of the
    Jedi, the
    Princess and the Special Effects.
    P: Vvvaaaammmmm [sounding like a light saber]
    P/J: The Movie is ended, go to Toys-R-Us to love and buy Star Wars
    memorabilia.
    P: Thanks be to Consumerism.



    © Carl E. Olson 2003
  14. buffy_wine Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 8, 2003
    star 4
    I got 578.1 on bat the penguin.
  15. buffy_wine Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 8, 2003
    star 4
    593 on bag the penguin!
  16. ZOOfo-Dyas Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Oct 3, 2004
    star 6
    Sarnia, after having worked in a church and helped to prepare the liturgy for the services, that is the most hilarious thing I have ever read!

    Dang It! I wish I had seen that while I was there, then I could have freaked out the ministers w/ the bulletin! [face_laugh] [face_devil]
  17. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 30, 2004
    star 6
    Vote for Bush/Cheney, yo.

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v403/photosagogo/cheney12.jpg]
  18. Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    Jun 23, 2000
    star 6
    Sarnia, that is great!

    And now for your entertainment...

    <img src="http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/starwars/star-wars-smiley-023.gif">

    <img src="http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/starwars/star-wars-smiley-008.gif">

    And for Leah's pleasure...

    <img src="http://wso.williams.edu/~rfoxwell/starwars/pics/Wedge.jpg">
  19. Obey Wann Former RMFF CR & SW Region RSA

    Member Since:
    Jan 14, 2000
    star 6
    LOL

    Nice emoticons. [waxes nostalgic] Too bad TFN can't get cool icons like that. ;) After all, we used to have cool stuff like that back in the UBB dats. [/waxes nostalgic]


    Sorry nothing funny to report at this time. Move along. Move along. //waves hand//
  20. melodyann Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 18, 2004
    star 4
  21. cbielich Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jun 4, 2002
    star 3
    http://www.fatguyshirts.com
  22. SITH__CHICK RMFF CR

    Chapter Rep
    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2002
    star 7
    Hey ZOOM, my Death Star is bigger :D That's all cool stuff people.
  23. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Apr 9, 2002
    star 6
    Ah...so S_C actually stands for Size Cween?
  24. SITH__CHICK RMFF CR

    Chapter Rep
    Member Since:
    Mar 25, 2002
    star 7
  25. buffy_wine Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 8, 2003
    star 4
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