Discussion in 'Denver, CO' started by Jedi_Knight_Birr, Sep 13, 2004.
I'll leave the monkey spanking to the professionals
Only 586.4 on the penguin, though. The trick is to make it skip.
You get all the batting practice from spanking the monkey.
i got 587.6 on the bat but i like it when the bird plops down so my average is near 0
is it more or does this wedge Icon look like an Angry Mon Mothma?
It's guys like [link=http://www.wftv.com/news/3785486/detail.html]this[/link] that give Geeks a bad name...
and my squirrel name is....
Arch Bishop Furryface
MAC-when i saw it i thought it was wedge, but it is just not quite right.
No ripping on Wedge. It's not his fault that he's so wonderous that small images such as Icons don't do him justice. It's not his fault either that Mon Mothma is kind of mannish...
Images of Wedge must be presented no smaller than:
Anything less is wholly unacceptable. I should know. I'm his biggest friggin fan!
<sniggers at Fenig>
Of course, the preferred format is 24 x 36, but we here at [link=http://wraithsandrogues.net/]WAAS[/link] (Wedge Antilles Admiration Society) understand that not everyone can withstand the greatness that is Wedge in his life size format.
you need help
The good little Catholic girl (hush, all of you) in me should
probably be highly offended at this....and I'll try to be as soon as
I stop giggling.
Priest/Jedi: May the Force be with you!
People: And also with you!
P/J: Lift up your light sabers!
P: We lift them up to the Box Office!
P/J: We give thanks to George Lucas!
P: It is right to give George our money and praise!
The Glory to George
Glory to George in California,
And bonuses to his staff on the ranch.
Rich George, New Age Guru,
Almighty Movie Maker,
We kiss up to you, we give you thanks,
We praise you for your movies.
Rich George, only maker of Star Wars,
Pompous George, Fleecer of Kids,
You take away the money of children,
Have mercy on parent's wallets,
You are seated in your California ranch mansion,
receive our hard-earned money.
For you alone have the movie rights,
You alone rake in the dough,
You alone are making profit,
With your nameless staff,
In the glory of Star Wars fame.
[sounding like a light saber]
The Jedi Creed
I believe in the Force, the Force ambiguous,
Creator of Box Office hits.
I believe in SkyWalker, the Jedi Knight, our Hero.
He was conceived by the power of George Lucas
and born to the Virgin Princess.
He suffered under Darth Vader,
was tortured, beaten and otherwise harassed.
He descended onto the Death Star.
At the end of the movie he barely escaped.
He ascended in his X-Fighter,
And is seated by Leia and Han Solo on some big space station.
I believe in the Special Effects,
The power of really fast computers,
the communion of movie makers,
the forgiveness of poor writing,
the resurrection of old characters,
and the profits everlasting.
[sounding like a light saber]
At the end of Star Wars Liturgy
P/J: May the Force be with you and bless you, in the name of the
Princess and the Special Effects.
P: Vvvaaaammmmm [sounding like a light saber]
P/J: The Movie is ended, go to Toys-R-Us to love and buy Star Wars
P: Thanks be to Consumerism.
Â© Carl E. Olson 2003
I got 578.1 on bat the penguin.
593 on bag the penguin!
Sarnia, after having worked in a church and helped to prepare the liturgy for the services, that is the most hilarious thing I have ever read!
Dang It! I wish I had seen that while I was there, then I could have freaked out the ministers w/ the bulletin!
Vote for Bush/Cheney, yo.
Sarnia, that is great!
And now for your entertainment...
And for Leah's pleasure...
Nice emoticons. [waxes nostalgic] Too bad TFN can't get cool icons like that. After all, we used to have cool stuff like that back in the UBB dats. [/waxes nostalgic]
Sorry nothing funny to report at this time. Move along. Move along. //waves hand//
ZC-That is awesome!
Hey ZOOM, my Death Star is bigger That's all cool stuff people.
Ah...so S_C actually stands for Size Cween?
You got it
[link=http://www.superlaugh.com/1/pumpkinback.htm]ever wonder what the back of the pumpkin looks like[/link]