[Humor] Funny stuff from around the net

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  1. Obey Wann Former RMFF CR & SW Region RSA

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    Jan 14, 2000
    star 6
  2. Sarnia WOTR Liaison

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2004
    star 5
    2004 elections

    rocky horror style

    http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=5915
  3. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    Nov 8, 2003
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  4. Imperial_Birrer Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 10, 2003
    star 4
    Sarnia, that was so disturbing.

    check out this one.It shows the proper way to change a persons vote.

    Bush whacked

    enjoy
  5. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 30, 2004
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  6. Obey Wann Former RMFF CR & SW Region RSA

    Member Since:
    Jan 14, 2000
    star 6
  7. Obey Wann Former RMFF CR & SW Region RSA

    Member Since:
    Jan 14, 2000
    star 6
  8. COS_Vader Jedi Master

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    Apr 26, 2004
    star 4
    MileHi Con 2 year old Star Wars Episode II Cereal Dare

    http://www.mg501.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=572

    Just thought I'd open this up to the RMFF as well. Mmm. Two year expired cereal! Yummy!

    Kev

  9. PROP_TART Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 3, 2004
    star 1
    oh.... primate.

    i thought you said PIRATE for some reason...

    i was watching the comercial and was wondering "when does the pirate come in?"

    pretty funny though... :D
  10. PROP_TART Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Oct 3, 2004
    star 1
    ok, so i know this is the funny stuff thread, but this is more on the, uh...


    horrifying side. check out

    salad fingers

  11. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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    Apr 9, 2002
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  12. Zoom_Cthooga Jedi Grand Master

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    Jun 30, 2004
    star 6
    Join a reality TV show and hook up with the ex-Mrs. Jagger in DENVER! w00t!

    http://denver.craigslist.org/tfr/46127576.html
  13. FenigDurak Jedi Master

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    Dec 6, 2002
    star 4
    That was fun.

    [image=http://www.geocities.com/fenigdurak/SPLeah.jpg]
  14. Sarnia WOTR Liaison

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    Jun 1, 2004
    star 5
    NEVER SAY TO A COP

    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.



    3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!


    5. Are You Andy or Barney?

    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
    police officer.

    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    8. I pay your salary!

    9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
    too!



    1! 0. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

    11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other

    cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

    12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been

    drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook
    glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

  15. Sarnia WOTR Liaison

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2004
    star 5
    THE POTATO


    Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally
    they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called
    'Yam'
    Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

    When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned
    her
    about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get
    accidentally
    mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up
    with
    a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her
    into
    the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand
    she
    wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

    She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her
    Shoestring cousins.

    When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out
    for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France
    called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for
    the
    Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.

    Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't
    associate
    with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of
    the
    tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito
    Lay.'


    Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University)
    so
    that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of
    all
    they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to
    marry Tom Brokaw.

    Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she
    couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's
    just......................


    Are you ready for this?

    ..............................


    Are you sure?............................



    OK! Here it is!








    .............................
    A COMMON TATER


  16. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

    Member Since:
    Jun 27, 2002
    star 5
    LOL. thats a great spud joke!

    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/Imperial_Birrer/meSP.bmp]

    me as south park. im not sure why they hey M.A.C in there, but it works for me!
  17. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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    Apr 9, 2002
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  18. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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  19. Jyro-Kyrn Jedi Master

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    Nov 26, 2002
    star 4
    Hundreds of stupid videos

    Mostly safe link. Might have an occasional bad word but other than that it's mostly stupid people trying to get out of the gene pool.

    Lots of fun!
  20. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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    Apr 9, 2002
    star 6
    Welcome back, JK. Long time, no post.
  21. buffy_wine Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Nov 8, 2003
    star 4
    I thought this was intersting. You don't have to answer the questions if you don't want to.

    Its official! They've started playing Christmas music on the radio so its time for Christmas forwards!







    >>1.Whats your favorite Christmas treat?
    >>2.Do you believe in Santa?
    >
    >>3.Have you seen the movie polar express?
    >
    >>4.Whats your #1 present you want to give?
    >
    >>5.Whats your #1 present you want?


    >>6.Do you get seemingly happier at Christmas time?
    >>7.Are you donating any toys to children this year?
    >
    >>8.Wants your favorite part of Christmas?

    >>9. Who do you want under a missile tough with you?


    >>10.Whats your favorite Christmas movie?
    >>11.song?

    >>12. giving or receiving (Be honest!):
    >
    >>13. Have you been good this year?
    >
    >>14. Have you ever stayed up just so you could see Santa?
    >
    >>15. Have you ever peeked at a present before Christmas?
    >
    >>16. Do you decorate your house with lights?
    >
    >>17. Do you have a crush this Christmas?
    >
    >>18. Are you getting a real tree or plastic?

    >>19. Rate how much you get into Christmas from (low)1-10(high):
    >
    >>20. Do you like to snow board?
    >
    >>21. Whats the earliest time you've gotten up on Christmas day to open presents?


    >>22. Do you like snow?
    >
    >>23. Who would you pick to have a snowball fight with?
    >
    >>24. Do you leave cookies out for santa?
    >>25. Whats the most important part of christmas to you?
    >>26. Have you ever had a snow day?
    >
    >>27.Did you ever sit on "santas" lap?
  22. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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    Apr 9, 2002
    star 6
  23. Sarnia WOTR Liaison

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2004
    star 5
    ok, so yes

    I am on crack but

    drumroll

    here is the Banthoni Song I created

    Well I went down to the local cantina
    Asked to see the manager droid
    He came from his office, said, "Sir can I help you?"
    I looked at him and said, "Yes you can..."
    I want to Ride the Banthoni...hey
    I want to Ride the Banthoni...Yes I do!
    Now ever since I was young it's been my dream
    That I might ride a Banthoni be-east
    I'd get the scum just as fast as could be
    And all the clones would look up to me
    I want to Ride the Banthoni...hey
    I want to Ride the Banthoni...Yes I do!
    Now the manager said, "Son, I know it looks keen
    But that right there is one tempermental beast
    And I've got Red 5 who's been riding for years."
    About that time I broke down in tears.
    Cause I want to Ride the Banthoni...hey
    I want to Ride the Banthoni...Yes I do!
  24. Sarnia WOTR Liaison

    Member Since:
    Jun 1, 2004
    star 5
    Platinum Hello Kitty Sells for $102,000


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    Nov 29, 8:53 AM (ET)


    TOKYO (Reuters) - A platinum, diamond-studded figurine of Hello Kitty, the hugely popular feline character, has been sold for the equivalent of $102,000 by a department store in the Japanese city of Osaka.

    The 4.1 cm (1.6 in.) tall figurine, dressed in a queen's outfit and studded with 250 diamonds, was produced to celebrate the 30th birthday of the famous white cat with no mouth.

    "It was sold to a customer from Osaka," said a spokesman at the Mitsukoshi department store, declining to give details.

    The face of Hello Kitty, who has devotees of all ages around the world, is featured on everything from kids lunch boxes to pop-up toasters and bicycles.

    Things are not purring for the owner of the Hello Kitty brand, however. Sanrio Co. Ltd. said last week it would fall into the red this year and is seeking $187 million in financial aid.
  25. FenigDurak Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Dec 6, 2002
    star 4
    Poor Sanrio. They make more than just Hello Kitty. Cute stuff.

    My store sells this one wallet made of soft microfiber material with a monkey embroidered on it "hugging" a strawberry.
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