This is the funniest EP3 speculation thread ever!!! It's in the spoilers allowed forum, but I didn't see any real spoiler in it. But it is absolutely crabtacular hilarious!!!
Sarnia, that was so disturbing. check out this one.It shows the proper way to change a persons vote. Bush whacked enjoy
And now... The Breasts of Klingon Maidens. Don't worry, it's not a bad link. More of a funny anecdote.
MileHi Con 2 year old Star Wars Episode II Cereal Dare http://www.mg501.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=572 Just thought I'd open this up to the RMFF as well. Mmm. Two year expired cereal! Yummy! Kev
oh.... primate. i thought you said PIRATE for some reason... i was watching the comercial and was wondering "when does the pirate come in?" pretty funny though...
ok, so i know this is the funny stuff thread, but this is more on the, uh... horrifying side. check out salad fingers
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NEVER SAY TO A COP 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 1! 0. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
THE POTATO Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called 'Yam' Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like 'Hot Potato,' and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots. Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the sack and make a rotten potato out of her! But on the other hand she wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins. When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland. And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped. Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, 'Frito Lay.' Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the Chips. But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw. Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset. They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's just...................... Are you ready for this? .............................. Are you sure?............................ OK! Here it is! ............................. A COMMON TATER
LOL. thats a great spud joke! [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v297/Imperial_Birrer/meSP.bmp] me as south park. im not sure why they hey M.A.C in there, but it works for me!
Hundreds of stupid videos Mostly safe link. Might have an occasional bad word but other than that it's mostly stupid people trying to get out of the gene pool. Lots of fun!
I thought this was intersting. You don't have to answer the questions if you don't want to. Its official! They've started playing Christmas music on the radio so its time for Christmas forwards! >>1.Whats your favorite Christmas treat? >>2.Do you believe in Santa? > >>3.Have you seen the movie polar express? > >>4.Whats your #1 present you want to give? > >>5.Whats your #1 present you want? >>6.Do you get seemingly happier at Christmas time? >>7.Are you donating any toys to children this year? > >>8.Wants your favorite part of Christmas? >>9. Who do you want under a missile tough with you? >>10.Whats your favorite Christmas movie? >>11.song? >>12. giving or receiving (Be honest!): > >>13. Have you been good this year? > >>14. Have you ever stayed up just so you could see Santa? > >>15. Have you ever peeked at a present before Christmas? > >>16. Do you decorate your house with lights? > >>17. Do you have a crush this Christmas? > >>18. Are you getting a real tree or plastic? >>19. Rate how much you get into Christmas from (low)1-10(high): > >>20. Do you like to snow board? > >>21. Whats the earliest time you've gotten up on Christmas day to open presents? >>22. Do you like snow? > >>23. Who would you pick to have a snowball fight with? > >>24. Do you leave cookies out for santa? >>25. Whats the most important part of christmas to you? >>26. Have you ever had a snow day? > >>27.Did you ever sit on "santas" lap?
ok, so yes I am on crack but drumroll here is the Banthoni Song I created Well I went down to the local cantina Asked to see the manager droid He came from his office, said, "Sir can I help you?" I looked at him and said, "Yes you can..." I want to Ride the Banthoni...hey I want to Ride the Banthoni...Yes I do! Now ever since I was young it's been my dream That I might ride a Banthoni be-east I'd get the scum just as fast as could be And all the clones would look up to me I want to Ride the Banthoni...hey I want to Ride the Banthoni...Yes I do! Now the manager said, "Son, I know it looks keen But that right there is one tempermental beast And I've got Red 5 who's been riding for years." About that time I broke down in tears. Cause I want to Ride the Banthoni...hey I want to Ride the Banthoni...Yes I do!
Platinum Hello Kitty Sells for $102,000 Email this Story Nov 29, 8:53 AM (ET) TOKYO (Reuters) - A platinum, diamond-studded figurine of Hello Kitty, the hugely popular feline character, has been sold for the equivalent of $102,000 by a department store in the Japanese city of Osaka. The 4.1 cm (1.6 in.) tall figurine, dressed in a queen's outfit and studded with 250 diamonds, was produced to celebrate the 30th birthday of the famous white cat with no mouth. "It was sold to a customer from Osaka," said a spokesman at the Mitsukoshi department store, declining to give details. The face of Hello Kitty, who has devotees of all ages around the world, is featured on everything from kids lunch boxes to pop-up toasters and bicycles. Things are not purring for the owner of the Hello Kitty brand, however. Sanrio Co. Ltd. said last week it would fall into the red this year and is seeking $187 million in financial aid.
Poor Sanrio. They make more than just Hello Kitty. Cute stuff. My store sells this one wallet made of soft microfiber material with a monkey embroidered on it "hugging" a strawberry.
