[Humor] Funny stuff from around the net

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  1. Sarnia WOTR Liaison

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    Politically Incorrect Costumes

    http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/costumes.htm


    just a small sampling of what can be found there...

    Cop. Authority figures should not be ridiculed.

    Grim Reaper. Trivializes death; may also encourage children to use scythes without the necessary supervision.

    Napoleon. Offends the French. (In much the same way deodorant does.)

  2. Taeriel Force Ghost

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    A friend of mine just forwarded this link to me: Star Wars Irregular Webcomic. My favorite so far is the one about the data tapes!

    (To see more pages on just SW, be sure to click on next or previous SW, rather than just next / previous.)
  3. ZOOfo-Dyas Jedi Grand Master

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  4. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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    Those are awesome ,T!!!


    Thanx, I needed that this afternoon...
  5. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

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  6. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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  7. buffy_wine Jedi Master

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    How do you get links that you have to download to work?
    If I can get that, I have a really funny one to post.
  8. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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    A man asked his wife what she'd like for Mother's Day. "I'd love to be six again", was her reply.

    On the morning of Mother's Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park.

    What a day!

    He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.

    Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

    He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.

    What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

    He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?"

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!"

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
  9. Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus

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  10. Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus

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  11. StarBlazer Jedi Master

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    Clickie to see SB make some faces you've never seen before! 8-}

    It won't let me link directly, so click on "View My Action Photos," scroll down to Colorado State Spirit Championships, expand "action fri," and click on Overland Poms.


    *SB*
  12. Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus

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    Wow, you look like you were really into it!
  13. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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    You go, Girls!


    READY...O-KAY!!!
  14. Sarnia WOTR Liaison

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    Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged


    Schizophrenic

    Do You Hear What I Hear?


    Multiple Personality Disorder

    We Three Queens Disoriented Are


    Amnesia

    I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas


    Narcissism

    Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me


    Manic

    Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
    Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants
    and .


    Paranoid

    Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me


    Borderline Personality Disorder

    Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire


    Personality Disorder

    You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You
    Why


    Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

    Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

    Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...


    Agoraphobic

    I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House


    Autism

    Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock .


    Senile Dementia

    Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and
    ressing-gown


    Oppositional Defiant Disorder

    I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House


    Social Anxiety Disorder

    Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
  15. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

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  16. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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  17. Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus

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  18. kitarusapien Former RMFF CR

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    I believe that would be the unladened African Swallow, as they are nearly the all-time record-holders for transoceanic journeys at speed!


  19. darth-jar Jedi Master

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    It's getting late for me and I gotta work in the morn, but here is a quick link to a little somthing strange...(have your speakers on and its not a scary thing, it's musical)

    Clickie!

    What in the?...?

    Have a Happy New Year. Off to bed.
  20. Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus

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  21. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

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    HEY!!!! he is wearing glasses, so its Zac!





    although he did steal my dances moves :mad: [face_blush]
  22. Sarnia WOTR Liaison

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    my friend sent this, I had to share!

    If you remember the original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this
    may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are
    from the days when Hollywood Squares game show responses were
    spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull, as they are
    now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course.
    Enjoy !

    Q. Do female frogs croak?
    A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long
    enough.

    Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high
    should you be?
    A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it.

    Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years.
    A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.

    Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man
    or a woman?
    A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake.

    Q. According to Cosmopolitain, if you meet a stranger at a party and
    you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him
    if he's married?
    A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning.

    Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older?
    A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.

    Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love
    You"?
    A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.

    Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"?
    A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next
    apartment.

    Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your
    hands while talking?
    A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and
    I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget.

    Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather?
    A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.

    Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going
    to get any during the first year?
    A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries.

    Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?
    A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.

    Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist
    camps. One is politics, what is the other?
    A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures.

    Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet?
    A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom.

    Q. Can boys join the CampFire Girls?
    A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out.

    Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a
    goose do?
    A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?

    Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to?
    A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark.

    Q. According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting
    into the habit of kissing a lot of people?
    A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army.

    Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it?
    A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected.

    Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his
    head, what was he trying to do?
    A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth.

    Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your
    elephant?
    A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?

    Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex?
    A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him.

    Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them
    and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
    A. Charley Weaver: His feet.

    Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do
    in bed?
    A. Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh.
  23. Jedi_Knight_Birr Retired RSA

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    Jun 27, 2002
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    cheerleader toss


    watch the clip then play the game [face_laugh]


    EDIT was lazy last night. made the link work today.
  24. Sith_Slayer Force Ghost

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  25. Imperial_Birrer Jedi Master

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