Politically Incorrect Costumes http://www.dribbleglass.com/subpages/costumes.htm just a small sampling of what can be found there... Cop. Authority figures should not be ridiculed. Grim Reaper. Trivializes death; may also encourage children to use scythes without the necessary supervision. Napoleon. Offends the French. (In much the same way deodorant does.)
A friend of mine just forwarded this link to me: Star Wars Irregular Webcomic. My favorite so far is the one about the data tapes! (To see more pages on just SW, be sure to click on next or previous SW, rather than just next / previous.)
How do you get links that you have to download to work? If I can get that, I have a really funny one to post.
A man asked his wife what she'd like for Mother's Day. "I'd love to be six again", was her reply. On the morning of Mother's Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb ass!" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
Clickie to see SB make some faces you've never seen before! It won't let me link directly, so click on "View My Action Photos," scroll down to Colorado State Spirit Championships, expand "action fri," and click on Overland Poms. *SB*
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged Schizophrenic Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder We Three Queens Disoriented Are Amnesia I Don't Know if I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissism Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me Manic Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and . Paranoid Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me Borderline Personality Disorder Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire Personality Disorder You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... Agoraphobic I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House Autism Jingle Bell Rock and Rock and Rock and Rock . Senile Dementia Walking in a Winter Wonderland Miles From My House in My Slippers and ressing-gown Oppositional Defiant Disorder I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House Social Anxiety Disorder Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
I believe that would be the unladened African Swallow, as they are nearly the all-time record-holders for transoceanic journeys at speed!
It's getting late for me and I gotta work in the morn, but here is a quick link to a little somthing strange...(have your speakers on and its not a scary thing, it's musical) Clickie! What in the?...? Have a Happy New Year. Off to bed.
my friend sent this, I had to share! If you remember the original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when Hollywood Squares game show responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) dull, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the questions, of course. Enjoy ! Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should you be? A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. Q. According to Cosmopolitain, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if he's married? A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning. Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"? A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"? A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment. Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your hands while talking? A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll give you a gesture you'll never forget. Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during the first year? A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries. Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score? A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics, what is the other? A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures. Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. Q. Can boys join the CampFire Girls? A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out. Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do? A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark? Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. Q. According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army. Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it? A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected. Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him. Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? A. Charley Weaver: His feet. Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in bed? A. Paul Lynde: Point and Laugh.
cheerleader toss watch the clip then play the game EDIT was lazy last night. made the link work today.
