[Humor] Funny stuff from around the net

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I don't know why I find it so humorous, but our IT sent out an email today about how they are attaching a confidentiality warning to the bottom of every email that goes off the site now. Just a little bit of it makes me chuckle...

"...If you are not the intended recipient,...you are hereby notified that you must not read this transmission (other than this section)..." But this is at the BOTTOM of the email...so I assume that they would have to read the email to get to that section.

 

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Umbrella Corporation's Avon subsidiary releases new "Anew Dermafull Regenerate".

No, seriously, look at the original commercial for the product and tell me that isn't the exact same thing.

 

Oh my Goodness.

Awkward Family Photos

 

Watch out for the "dribbler".

 

I think my favorite was the pre-joyous caroling family:

 

This poor poor child.

 

Business in the front, party in the back!

 

The second I saw that my first thought was Joe Dirt.

Well, it ain't a meteor.

Yeah it is. It came out of the sky.

Well I'm sure it did but it ain't no meteor. It's a big ol frozen chunk o' [censored].

What?!

Oh yeah, see them airplanes they dump their toilets 36,000 feet. The stuff freezes and falls to earth. We call 'em Boeing bombs

No that can't be. That's not what it is

Oh, afraid so. See that peanut? Dead giveaway.

Uhhh, no, that's a space peanut.

No, afraid not. That just a big ol' frozen chunk of poopy.

 

It's not Dirt. It's Deer-tay.

 

David Bowie is VERY disappointed in you.

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As though being beat up by a "working woman" weren't embarrassing enough...

 

BulletBall eXtreme!

 

This is old, but I laughed so freakin' hard. If you haven't read it yet, you will too.Enjoy.

 

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Funny picture. Can't get the image to show here, but here's a link.

 

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Spamvertiser

 

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Zach Morris on Jimmy Fallon. Yeah, I'm not a fan of Fallon, either. But Kelly Kapowski? Laws, yes.

 

i saw that yesterday...he hasn't hardly aged AT all. scary.