[Humor] Funny stuff from around the net

If you want the link to that Bea Arthur song I was talking about... Ask privately if you don't FB. It's DEFINITELY not TOS friendly, despite the fact that it was broadcast on network television in 1980

I'm morbid, but squishy.

So if people talk about injuries on there body & I know them, then I feel the pain, so I can't handle it.
but chainsaw, hatchets & meathooks into humans (or bimbos) I don't know I can handle.

Except as I typed the last 3 things I imagined it happening to me & all my body parts are screaming???? UHG, Ewww, need to cleanse mind.

I've seen this before, but I still want one! Very cool.

uh...I might like it better if he werent seeming to scream. Like if he were rolling his eyes or something...uh...ewww.

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there is hope.

Yoga. Drunk. Too funny...

I thought you said yoda at first. i was like " i dont see yoda"

and the i started to crack the heck up.

i think in a couple the yoga chick looks more hammered, and some look mildly like sexual positions and like she's taking a dump

CHOCKO
CHOCKO
CHOCKO
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MMMMMMMMM... CHOCKO
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I cannot help but share the stupid.

We have a winner for the most functionally and intellectually handicapped person on the face of this planet. Yes, I think she's earned Miss South Carolina's crown.

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some job listings just make it so tempting to apply.

Lift arms above head and kick as high as own waist
· Use arms, palms of hands, shins, and feet to deliver blows
· Withstand impact (slow speed or with a safety bag) on own body from strikes/blows
· Swing a baton in a striking technique
· Rotate body 90 degrees with feet planted for striking with foot or using a defensive tactic

and then it also has this on the same listing.
Get down on one or both knees and up again with multiple repetitions

I was tagged on someones facebook photo album. Took me a while to figure out where I was in the photo

Aparently I'm a pineapple

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See... if you put the mouse cursor over the name link in the caption below... it'll bring up a box around that person in the picture above. And thus concludes our Web 2.0: Facebook lesson for today.

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it was me that tagged you because of the pineapple.

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How come I never got a baby shower cake like THIS??? http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/02/come-to-dark-side-we-have-cake.html

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You know, this baby never had a shower...

Because vampires do NOT sparkle...

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Sly tells us how he really feels.

Squirrely squirrel!

Love it!