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Discussion in 'Denver, CO' started by Jedi_Knight_Birr, Sep 13, 2004.

  1. Jedi Girl of Corellia

    Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    LOL... glad you guys liked it :)
     
  2. DieWompRatDie

    DieWompRatDie RSA: SouthWest US star 4 Staff Member Manager

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    Via Thinkgeek:

    [link=http://www.thinkgeek.com/blog/2009/11/how-to-princess-leia-bun-hat.html]How to: Princess Leia bun hat[/link]

    ...if you want a knit cap for your birthday, she might just whip you up a Leia hat, complete with braided ear muff buns. It's a lot more comfortable in the winter than the slave costume. Even if you're only a moderately skilled needle ninja, Andrea says you can tackle this one.

    Here's how you make the Princess Leia hat:

    1. Get some comfy, Carrie-Fisher-esque brown yarn. Bulky, wooly yarn works best (especially for the optional felting step below) to make sure the braids are chunky enough, and you'll probably need two skeins.


    and so on...

    [image=http://www.thinkgeek.com/blog/harley-leia-small.jpg]

     
  3. ZOOfo-Dyas

    ZOOfo-Dyas Jedi Knight star 6

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    [link=http://www.savagechickens.com/2009/11/luke.html]ESB's working title[/link]
     
  4. ZOOfo-Dyas

    ZOOfo-Dyas Jedi Knight star 6

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    [link=http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1794889]SW Status Updates[/link]
     
  5. SITH__CHICK

    SITH__CHICK Former RMFF CR star 7

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    That is too funny, all the others are crazy funny too.

    Thanks
     
  6. QueenHighMistress

    QueenHighMistress Jedi Master star 4

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    [face_laugh]
     
  7. SITH__CHICK

    SITH__CHICK Former RMFF CR star 7

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    I have one of those lovely hats from our one & only ZOO.
     
  8. FanForced

    FanForced Jedi Master star 4

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    We only have one Zoo? That doesn't seem like enough. I vote for more.
     
  9. gundarkhunter

    gundarkhunter Jedi Youngling star 3

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    [link=http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/childrens-book-movies.php]Children's Book Cinema![/link]
     
  10. ZOOfo-Dyas

    ZOOfo-Dyas Jedi Knight star 6

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    m80 briefly posted this today, and I just had to share.

    [link=http://eatingtheroad.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/where-to-eat-chain-restaurant3.jpg]Road Eating Flowchart[/link]
     
  11. Jedi Girl of Corellia

    Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I was looking through the other photoshop stuff on that site and came accross this: [link=http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/fictional-animals-life.php?page=3]Make Fictional Animals Real[/link]. I have a feeling the Meatwad squadron might like it ;)
     
  12. Obey Wann

    Obey Wann Former RMFF CR & SW Region RSA star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Wow, that was well done. Someone had too much time on their hands. ;)
     
  13. QueenHighMistress

    QueenHighMistress Jedi Master star 4

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    I'm totally pulling that up next time I have out of town guests. And when they say they don't want any of that, I'll tell them the good local places. ;)
     
  14. SITH__CHICK

    SITH__CHICK Former RMFF CR star 7

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    More cute animals, the kitty one is to die for. Mini pigs & baby otter is cute too, long but cute.

    http://video.yahoo.com/network/100000086?v=6522901
     
  15. catz44

    catz44 Jedi Master star 4

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    LOL, thats soooo cute!
     
  16. gundarkhunter

    gundarkhunter Jedi Youngling star 3

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    [link=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lXVrTUeY2SQ/SxjAv7S1a9I/AAAAAAAABn0/rxIErrh9F1w/s1600-h/TeamEdward.jpg]Team Edward[/link]
     
  17. Jedi Girl of Corellia

    Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I'd be on that team!!!
     
  18. ZOOfo-Dyas

    ZOOfo-Dyas Jedi Knight star 6

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    It's almost that time again...

    [image=http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa71/PtrsonsZOO/GirlScoutCookies.jpg]
     
  19. FanForced

    FanForced Jedi Master star 4

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    ^^hahahaha^^
     
  20. gundarkhunter

    gundarkhunter Jedi Youngling star 3

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    [link=http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_rtOXMZlMTkg/S0YENj901RI/AAAAAAAACe4/ZybkXQorQ-Q/s1600-h/rroll.jpg]For DWRD and Lego ST...[/link]


     
  21. DieWompRatDie

    DieWompRatDie RSA: SouthWest US star 4 Staff Member Manager

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    hahahaha! Awesome.

     
  22. gundarkhunter

    gundarkhunter Jedi Youngling star 3

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    This is from an older webcomic I just found, but it made me laugh and if you've read Ender's Game, it will prolly make you laugh too.

    [link=http://xkcd.com/635/]Locke and Demosthenes[/link]
     
  23. nnaydolem

    nnaydolem Jedi Master star 6

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    I LAUGHED outloud..awesome!
     
  24. Jedi Girl of Corellia

    Jedi Girl of Corellia Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    LOL... very funny :)
     
  25. RubberDuckTape

    RubberDuckTape Jedi Knight star 5

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    Oct 27, 2003
    Dear Tech Support,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
    Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0and FOOTBALL 4.1.

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
    What can I do?

    Signed,
    _______ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________
    Reply

    DEAR Madam,

    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. Html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
    If that application works as designed, Husband1.0should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can causeHusband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5or Beer 6.1.
    Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
    You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
    We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

    Good Luck Madam!