Humor, If George Lucas were to open a SW themed restaurant!!!

If George Lucas were to open a SW themed restaurant what would he call it and what would they serve.

Wampa cakes, Jawa juice, blue milk...

Any ideas?

 

I would get a Nerf-steak... and some Lumin Ale...

All you need is love!

 

JAWA JUICE?! Where?!





*** Proud Advocator of Jawas ***




Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

How about some Yoda Soda? Or some Delicious Salicious Crumbcake? Or some gunDARK CHOCOLATE pie?

 

Hmmm.......

Lucas: The kind of food I make.. which is very digital.. and less resting in the real tastes. Uhhh.. I feel it shows the viewers my original vision ...uhhh... my minds eye. *grins*

Interviewer: Very fascinating and all George. But you do realize this whole idea of yours may bomb right? I mean who would come to a restruant that doesn't have REAL food?

Lucas: I think.. the TRUE loyal fans would. *winks at the camera*

Interviewer: ...Even if so.. this could bomb like say... Howard the Duck?

Lucas: .....Haha. Watch it, or I'll send McCallum after ya! *pretends to punch him*

Interviewer: Good one. Hehe.

Lucas: ..I wasn't kidding.

Interviewer: Oh. *sweat drops from his forehead* Well.. who are you trying to market towards?

Lucas: Well what I don't think the older fans will like this place.. I'm catering towards the younger kids. Thats what this is all about, thats what it was ALWAYS about.

Interviewer: So would you call these new foods ..Star Wars Kids Meals?

Lucas: Uhhh.. I wouldn't exactly call it that. I mean uhhhh, I AM the only person who can run this restraunt after all. I mean. for instance.. *pulls out a Yoda burger* You see I put the original design of Yodas head onto the burger, because before people complained about how it didn't look like the original puppet.. so I changed it back to the original design digitally. So when the kids eat it they think, "Hey this is Yoda I'm gonna eat him now!"

Interviewer: Thats the most absurd thing I've ever heard of. A Yoda burger??!!! HA!

Lucas: You know.. thats what uuhhh Anthony Daniels once said about A New Hope.. and look at him now! Hes STILL working for me. Haha.

Interviewer: Your sick Mr. Lucas Just sick!

Lucas: Uhhh I know.

Interviewer: What happened to you?! A Star Wars Restraunt with no real food?! Why Lucas Why?!

Lucas: The question is.. Why NOT?

Interviewer: Because its just wrong!

*Rick walks in*

Rick: George is this ^%$%$# pushing you around?

Lucas: Uhh... yes actually he was.

Rick: *grabs interviewer and tosses him out a window* Anything else *&^$#?

Lucas: Get me some Jawa Juice.

Rick: *&@# No. *walks away*

Lucas: So be it. *thunder bolts stream from Lucas's hands as he burns Rick to death* You will PAY the price for your lack of vision!!!!

Rick: ...Okay heres 5 $%#&*n dollars!!

Lucas: *takes money* Its good to be the King.

 

^^^^

 

one word: wow.

 

hehehe that was funny!

I would love some C3PO GoldenRod Lemon Merigue Pie

 

Replying as you instructed me Master JediKnightOB1 ! I'll have a jawa juice and wampa cake but keep the garnishes and stuff light I'm kinda on a diet! hehe.

 

NO JAWA JUICE!!!




Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

I did that just for you Ken Kenobi! *kisses* :-* you know you love me!

 

Bocca Burgers, Orange Goo Suprise, Palpatine Pancakes, Baby Dew Back Ribs, Womp Rat Fondue...

 

JAWA JUICE?!? Mace is NOT gonna be pleased!!!




Hasn`t GL heard about the TRUE prophecy?

 

so.. if George DID open a Star Wars themed Restraunt do you think he will have Elton John playing at it?

(ok ok so those rumours weren't true, but then again! You never know!)

Now just imagine it people... your sitting in your chair looking around at all the Star Wars crap on the walls and cielings.. then you see Elton John walk out, sit down and then suddenly on the piano, he starts playing The Circle of Life.....

 

Remember the Star Wars cookbook?

He'd get recipes fromn that.

 

As I've said before, and will mention here again...Honey Glazed Padmes.

 

Appetizers:
Tatooine Tenders
Baby "Empire Strikes" Back Ribs
Naberrie Nachos
Mauls Mozzerella Sticks
Millenium Falcon Fries

Soups and Salads:
Han Solo's Soup of the day
Skywalker Salad

Pasta:
Boba Fettuccini Alfredo
Lightsaber Lasagna
Anakin's "Are you an angel" hair pasta

Sandwiches:
Hutt Hamburger (One big burger)
Greedo Grilled Chicken Sandwich
Red Leader Roast Beef Sandwich

Desserts:
Binks Brownie
Alderaan Apple Pie
Chewbacca Chocolate Cake
Coruscant Cookies

Drinks:
Yoda Soda
Lando's Colt 45
Bossk Beer
Blue Milk
Jawa Juice

 

No Jawa Juice, dangit...


NO Jawa Juice!



Haven't you people heard of what it is made from? Ughk!





Ken Kenobi- And you have an Irishy day mate

 

Jawa juice? Where did that come from?

What else...Blue milk, Dagobah grub (the stuff Yoda eats on Dagobah!), roasted Taun-Taun, steamed Wampa arm, Bespin gaseous drink (evaporates in your mouth, not in your cup!)

 

Here ya go..


***Jawa Juice Thread***



The food that Yoda eats on Dagobah and cooks for Luke is Rootleaf Stew, BTW...




Ken Kenobi- And you have an Irishy day mate

 

If George Lucas were to open a SW themed restaurant

... everyone would bash it and say it sucked.




Rick McCallum loves you!

 

And then if he tried to open a second SW restuarant, everyone would complain that the original was much better

 

If George Lucas were to open a SW themed restaurant what would he call it

Um.. DU! The Cantina!

 

All I know is that they'd better have Ice cream in at least 12 different flavors or I wouldn't eat there!

 

Served by the famous (or is it infamous? ) Ice Cream Maker Guy!



Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day