HUMOR: if Ralph Wiggum was in Star Wars, what would he say?

"Super Nintendo Palpatine is an old man who lives in the Senate"

To Mon Mothma: "will you open my milk for me, Mommy?"

To Luke (being attacked by Sandpeople): "you're going to Heaven"

To group: "Captain Solo and Princess Leia were in the command module making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me"

Leaving Jabba's Palace: "Bye bye Jabba, thanks for not eating me"

Any more?...(okay, they're not all that great, but it's a start)

 

To Jabba the Hutt: "I heard you went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"

 

"That's where I saw the Ewok. He told me to burn things."

To Boba Fett: "Your ship looks funny."

 

*licks a lightsaber blade*


"This tastes like burning..."




Ken Kenobi- And you have a nice day

 

To Captain Typho: "Will you be my friend?"

To Count Dooku: "Your Force touch tickles!"

 

On Kashyyyk: "I bent the Wookiees".

To Jar Jar Binks: "You're funny."

"My bantha's breath smells like bantha food."

 

"carbonite freeze hybernation, yeay, that's where I'm a viking"

" If the force is every where is it in the toilet?"

"Master Yoda, how many licks dose it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop"

"I hate sand too, it gets every where, one time sand went up my nose and it touched my brain."

 

if Ralph Wiggum was in Star Wars, what would he say?

Um, we already have Ralph Wiggum in Star Wars.

Check the Official Site.