[HUMOR] If World War II was an online RTS...

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  1. Sithman Jedi Grand Master

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    Jul 6, 1999
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    I usually don't read YJCC. When I do, I usually regret it. However, today I found something pretty funny in YJCC and I wanted to share it with everyone here. Besides, we can probably empathize more with it than anyone, being gamers and all.

    Anyways, what would have WWII been like if it was an online RTS? Well, the chatlog would have probably looked something like this:

    (Click here to read from the original site or just read my re-post of it below.)

    *Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
    *Eisenhower has joined the game.*
    *paTTon has joined the game.*
    *Churchill has joined the game.*
    *benny-tow has joined the game.*
    *T0J0 has joined the game.*
    *Roosevelt has joined the game.*
    *Stalin has joined the game.*
    *deGaulle has joined the game.*
    Roosevelt: hey sup
    T0J0: y0
    Stalin: hi
    Churchill: hi
    Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
    paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
    T0JO: lol
    Roosevelt: o this ****** sucks i got a depression!
    benny-tow: haha america sux
    Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
    Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
    Stalin: cool
    deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
    Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
    Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
    Churchill: wth the luftwaffle is attacking me
    Roosevelt: get antiair guns
    Churchill: i cant afford them
    benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
    paTTon: sthu
    Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
    deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
    Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
    paTTon: yah hurry the **** up
    Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
    deGaulle: this is ****** weak u guys suck
    *deGaulle has left the game.*
    Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
    benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
    benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
    Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
    T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
    Roosevelt: wth! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
    T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
    Roosevelt: u little ****** ill get u
    Hitler[AoE]: wth
    Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge***** army
    Hitler[AoE]: thats ******* u hacker
    Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
    Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
    T0J0: wth u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
    Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
    Stalin: WTH u *******! WE HAD A ****** TRUCE
    Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
    benny-tow: haha
    benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
    T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
    Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
    Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
    Stalin: church help me
    Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
    Stalin: dont be an arss
    Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
    Eisenhower: LOL
    benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
    Hitler: o man ur ******
    paTTon: oh what now ******
    Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
    *benny-tow has been eliminated.*
    benny-tow: lame
    Roosevelt: gj patton
    paTTon: thnx
    Hitler[AoE]: WTH eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
    Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
    Eisenhower: Nuts!
    benny~tow: wth that mean?
    Eisenhower: meant to say ******* lol finger slipped
    paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun *******
    Stalin: rofl
    T0J0: HAHAHHAA
    Hitler[AoE]: u guys are **** ***
    Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
    *Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
    benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
    Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
    Stalin: OMG LMAO!
    Hitler[AoE]: WTH i didnt click there omg this game *****
    *Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
    paTTon: hahahhah
    T0J0: WTH my teammates are n00bs
    benny~tow: shut up noob
    Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
    paTTon: wth am i gunna do now?
    Eisenhower: yah me too
    T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
    Eisenhower: **** u
    paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
    Stalin: go to hell lol
    paTTon: **
  2. Fist_of_Mandalore Jedi Master

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    Mar 31, 2005
    star 4
    Thats the ****. And by **** I mean cool. Thanks for posting it. And something good came from YJCC? WTH?

    eDIT:"T0J0: wth is nukes?
    T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
    *T0J0 has been eliminated.*"
    [face_laugh]
  3. Bib Fortuna Twi'lek Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Jul 9, 1999
    star 10
    OMG, that was so hilarious!
  4. Shackleton Force Ghost

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    T0J0: wth is nukes?
    T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
    *T0J0 has been eliminated.*


    [face_laugh] [face_laugh] [face_laugh]
  5. Blaine_The_Mono Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Apr 18, 2005
    star 2
    Lol, saw this on the HeavenGames forums. Hilarious.
  6. Connemara Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 18, 2000
    star 6
    Haha that is so true, too. :p

    I feel really bad for you mods, having to go in and edit the FORBIDDEN LETTER F.

    I wouldn't wanna be a mod. I'd go wring some people's necks for that ****ed up policy.

    [face_devil]
  7. GRAND_MOFF_KEVIN Force Ghost

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    Jul 4, 2004
    star 5
    LMAO [face_laugh]







    The whole nuke thing and the haha n00b you killed ur self.
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