Humor me!!! What actor would you absolutely "not" want to see in OT?

"Mike Myers (playing dual roles) Dr.Evil as Luke and Goldmember as Darth Vader

Vader/Goldmember"Luke I am your Faja"
Luke/dr.evil " <my wut, my farjer?"
v/g "You know da faja da faja"
l/d.v " Ya, I don't speak freekydeaky Bacchi!""

He could also play Fat Bastard as Jabba the Hutt!!!!!!!!

Jabba: GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!!

 

i know this is a thread about who we wouldnt want to see, but i was watching Back to the Future today and i was thinkin about how i wouldnt mind if Michael J. Fox played Luke.. i mean, IMO, he and mark hamill look kinda alike and MJF is a really good actor etc.

::flashes back to reality:: then again, the trilogy just wouldnt be the same w/o Mark Hamill or any of the orignal actors

 

Winona Ryder or Ashley Judd

 

I still maintain that Affleck was the BOMB in Phantoms.



Rick McCallum loves "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"!

 

Natalie Portman, Hayden Christenson, Sam Jackson, Temuera Morrison (voice or otherwise)... Pretty much anyone from the PT.

 

Tom Selleck...

 

Russell Crowe as Anakin in Ep3:

"my name is Anakin Skywalker

Jedi Padawan of Obi-Wan Kenobi

son to a murdered mother

husband to a murdered wife

& I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next!"

 

Ron Jeremy as Jabba the Hutt!!!

 

Halle Berry. Wouldn't want her in the OT.

Shatner would be great as Tarkin:

"Vader, you've...got...to understand...I'M RESPONSIBLE...for the lives...of...600,000 crewmen! This...had...better work...mister!"

 

you or Mr. Twersky

 

These are my worst case scenarios for new casting -

Tom Hanks - Luke
Vinny Jones - Han
Patsy Kensit - Leia
Danny Devito - R2D2
Leonard Nimoy - C3PO
Oliver Reed - OB1 If he were alive
Vin Deisel - Lando

 

I'm thinkin' that any one of the Wayans brothers as Lando would be, well...heinous. (Although if he wasn't already Mace Windu, Samuel L. Jackson as Lando would be kinda cool, actually. A very different take on the character, but way cool, IMHO. I can just see him saying, "And how about you, Chewbacca? Still hanging around with this loser?" Heh. I like it.)

And Shatner shouldn't even be waved at the Star Wars movies!

 

Danny Devito as Yoda! LOL

*looks around at weird faces*

hey, its not 'my' fault I didn't know that Mountain Dew had that much caffiene!

*goes back to caffiene-sugar rush* wheeeeeee!

 

Freddie Prinze, Jr. could reprise his usual wooden Indian acting skills....

Comparing his acting skills to a wooden Indian is an insult to wooden Indians.

 

Lets all just observe a minute of thanks for the fact that Adam Sandler, Vin Diesel, Reese Witherspoon, DJ Qualls, Fred Durst or Tom Green have not appeared.

 

Julia Roberts and Leonardo DiCaprio.

 

Fabio as Dr. Evazan!!!

 

Ben Afleck

 

J.Lo, or anyone from Spaceballs.

 

natalie or jake lloyd

 

Ricardo Montalban (Star Trek's Khan) as Vader, William Shatner as Kenobi.

Vader: *whisper* You should not have come back...should not have come back.....

Kenobi: *scream* DAAAAARTH!!!!

 

Pee Wee Herman or Ashton Kutcher.

 

Old woman, chimp and/or Clive Revill's voice as Palpatine.

 

Chris Tucker as Lando Calrissian

 

Burt Reynolds