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[humor]Star Wars pick-up lines.

Discussion in 'EU Community' started by ZebulaNebula, Feb 12, 2006.

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  1. ZebulaNebula

    ZebulaNebula Jedi Master star 5

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    I was reading the insult thread, and I though, "Hey, what about SW themed pick-up lines."

    have at it.



    "Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?"
     
  2. LadyAngelic

    LadyAngelic Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well, there's always "Are you an Angel?"
     
  3. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    "I'm a Jedi. Really. You wanna see my lightsaber?"

    :p
     
  4. Master-Korr

    Master-Korr Jedi Youngling star 3

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    You wanna take a ride on my Millenium Falcon baby?
     
  5. Master-Korr

    Master-Korr Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Let me show you why they call me The Chosen One.
     
  6. ThrawnRocks

    ThrawnRocks Jedi Master star 6

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    I hate sand.

    :p


    I?m from a different planet. Wanna see my spaceship?

    :p
     
  7. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Plagiarism Sir!

    That's a Zaphod line!
     
  8. ThrawnRocks

    ThrawnRocks Jedi Master star 6

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    Exactly ;)
     
  9. Dev_Binks

    Dev_Binks Jedi Knight star 6

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    Zaphod's plain of existance got combined into the rest of 'em, meaning he has no intelectual rights, meaning copyright laws don't apply on his stuff. :p

    "Did it hurt you?'
    'What?'
    'Making the Universe, did it hurt? Because you sure look like a goddess to me."

    Edited for clarity.
     
  10. LadyAngelic

    LadyAngelic Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Come to the Dark Side! ;) [face_batting]

    Note: It's not what you say...It's how you say it.
     
  11. Master-Korr

    Master-Korr Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Wanna help me polish my blaster?
     
  12. ThrawnRocks

    ThrawnRocks Jedi Master star 6

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    Nice. Vong pick-ups :p



    The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. :p
     
  13. jedi_killeroak

    jedi_killeroak Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Did you use the force on me, cuase I love you."

    *Then she walks away.* [face_laugh]

    I never had luck with pick up lines. I usually knocked them over the head and dragged them out the door. Well my wife beat me to the punch.
     
  14. Master-Korr

    Master-Korr Jedi Youngling star 3

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    "You will fall in love with me" *waves hand*


    (For those who don't get it. Jedi MInd Trick)
     
  15. MsLanna

    MsLanna Jedi Master star 6

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    Sounds more like FF8 to me.

    scene: Rinoa at Garden Ball, standing in front of Squall, waving her hand wildly: You will like me. You will liiiike me...8-}
     
  16. Corellian_Cutie

    Corellian_Cutie Jedi Master star 4

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    anyone on Hoth: wanna come ride my taun-taun?
     
  17. SakuraTsukikage

    SakuraTsukikage Jedi Master star 4

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    "I'd like to bounce too close to your supernova."
     
  18. Thrawn1786

    Thrawn1786 Jedi Master star 5

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    Well, there was the one my e-husband used:

    'Wanna see my Star Destroyer?'

    I guess it worked, somewhat. ;) [face_blush] :p [face_love]
     
  19. Corellian_Cutie

    Corellian_Cutie Jedi Master star 4

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    ^wanna see my Super Star Destoryer? (touche)
     
  20. Lank_Pavail

    Lank_Pavail Jedi Knight star 7

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    In universe lines?

    There's the obvious ones:

    "I served in Rogue Squadron." That'll get most opposite gender folks going.

    Alternately, for the Imps, noting one's service for the 181st or 501st would probably earn you some companionship, too.

    :p
     
  21. Corellian_Cutie

    Corellian_Cutie Jedi Master star 4

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    Can i open my S-foils for you?
     
  22. SakuraTsukikage

    SakuraTsukikage Jedi Master star 4

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    *chokes on drink* Wow, that was dirty, Cutie!

    "You like me because I'm a scoundrel . . ." Truly a classic.
     
  23. Master-Korr

    Master-Korr Jedi Youngling star 3

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    I've got a really big...lightsaber


    I've got the fastest ship in the galaxy


    You know, I'm naked under these robes.
     
  24. Corellian_Cutie

    Corellian_Cutie Jedi Master star 4

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    my friend said that one to me once...i did the same thing you did--i choked on my drink...
     
  25. Robal_Krahl

    Robal_Krahl Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    "Solo shoots first. I don't."
     
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