[humor]Star Wars pick-up lines.

random Chiss: "May I show you my art collection?"

 

You wanna see my pet krayt dragon?

 

"I'll let you pet my wookie."

Luke:"Darth Vader? Yeah, he's my dad. He was all over my case so I killed his bitch ass."

Darth Vader: "You dig the black suit? Yeah, I've got special attachments I can show you.."

 

Mace: You walk a fine line... lets fall over it.

 

Join me and together we can rule the galaxy!!

 

Vader: Its the suit, right? Chicks dig the suit.

 

"I've got the death sentence on twelve systems."

Sadly, that one would be all too effective.

 

"Look at the size of thar thing!"

 

I am going to steal that line from you, Master_Korr. It would be great in a "Use this quote" fanfic writing challenge.

AG88

 

Thats cool AG88, let me know when you do.



Let me show you how I use the Force

 

"If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookiee."

"I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookiee where it counts, baby."

"If you only knew the power of the Dork Side."

"Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."

"Nice asteroid."

 

Not a pickup line per se, but a real line from Episode IV:
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"

 

Palpatine:I will give you power beyond anything you have ever imagined.
or I can jumpstart your ship.

 

Warm feelings it brings to my heart to see you.

 

"Hey baby, wanna come back to my iron lung and breath heavy?"

 

a little corny but:

wanna feel my force stong within you?

 

Im a mandalorian the best pick up line of all time, u better like em now they will conquer the galaxy

 

I can't believe no one's mentioned this one:

Nice rear, Lieutenant.


I also like these:

You look a lot like (insert character of choice here).

Show me what you can do without the Force.

 

Your presence is soothing.

This one was in a fanfic that I read a while back:
Kyp Durron hitting on a group of teenage girls: "I've killed over a billion people, you know."

I've searched and searched on this site, but for the life of me, I cannot find that fanfic again. It was about a menopausal Leia and a pregnant Mara, and it was kriffin' hilarious! Dammit. I should have bookmarked it. If anyone can help me find it, I would be most appreciative.

 

hahaha these are funny, I can't think of any right now.

 

Wanna come back to my sandcrawler and check out my droids...there's nothing wrong with my motivator...heheheh....

-The Jawa Starfighter

 

Is there a space port nearby? Or is that my heart taking off?

Do you have a tank of bacta? Because I've hurt myself, falling for you.

Are you from off planet? Because you are out of this world.

If I got a credit for every time I'd kissed someone as beautiful as you, I'd have a credit...

 

"I can show you the real use of foce lightning..."

 

may force be in you, I mean with you