Pittsburgh, PA Humourous 1 sentence Star Wars stories

became flatulant and with her gas... JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!
ok heres the real one- went to chewbaca for help and he...

 

ate Padme's hair. Padme screamed so loud that...

 

made chewies head explode

 

Chewie's exploding head killed Padme, so Anikan...

 

went to degobah where he...

 

screamed like a Rancor and...

 

decided that he would devote his life to teaching Ewoks how to

 

juggle ignited Lightsabers while...

 

he was teaching the ewoks they became flatulent and...

 

and put their fart-gas in a coffee can...

 

(nasty rebel_scum1 thats nasty)
and blew the coffe can up so noe on could smell them and then they

 

(you gave me the idea of the gas in coffee cans, jm)
killed anikan, whowent to heaven.

 

While in heaven, he ran into Qui-Gon who said





What's with all the flatulance?? Perhaps we need to invest in some Gas-X or Pepto Bismo . . .

 

annikin, gas-x can help so anikin took it and nevere again would gas terroize the world, so the he went back to degobah and...

 

set up camp at the...

 

nearest mcdonalds and then he...

 

Tripped over a root, he looked down and it was not root at all it was a huge...

 

Big Mac, which no one should eat, and knowing this, Anakin grabbed the toxic burger and threw it into

 

his mouth. He died again and...

 

Went to hell considering he ate the fobidden big mac of ali babwa he met Darth Maul and...

 

hit maul over the head with a big sledge hammer, so maul...

 

grabbed up a generous mitten-full of that deadly yellow snow, and he rubbed it in Anakin's eye, and the husky wee wee blinded Anakin, causing him to fail to see the unexpected arrival in Hell of

(apologies to Frank Zappa)

 

Ralph the Wonder Llama, one of the Monty Python gags, who was part of an exchange program that hoped to

 

make the llama a egg shooter, they wanted eggs to pop out and kill senators such as..

 

Bail Antilles, whose evil alliance with the Moose who bit my sister, would start the terrible War of