Pittsburgh, PA Humourous 1 sentence Star Wars stories

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  1. jaster_meerle Jedi Knight

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    became flatulant and with her gas... JUST KIDDING!!!!!!!!
    ok heres the real one- went to chewbaca for help and he...
  2. rebel_scum1 Jedi Knight

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    ate Padme's hair. Padme screamed so loud that...
  3. jaster_meerle Jedi Knight

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    made chewies head explode
  4. rebel_scum1 Jedi Knight

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    Chewie's exploding head killed Padme, so Anikan...
  5. jaster_meerle Jedi Knight

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    went to degobah where he...
  6. Noble_Kale Jedi Knight

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    screamed like a Rancor and...
  7. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    decided that he would devote his life to teaching Ewoks how to
  8. Noble_Kale Jedi Knight

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    juggle ignited Lightsabers while...
  9. jaster_meerle Jedi Knight

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    he was teaching the ewoks they became flatulent and...
  10. rebel_scum1 Jedi Knight

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    and put their fart-gas in a coffee can...
  11. jaster_meerle Jedi Knight

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    (nasty rebel_scum1 thats nasty)
    and blew the coffe can up so noe on could smell them and then they
  12. rebel_scum1 Jedi Knight

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    (you gave me the idea of the gas in coffee cans, jm)
    killed anikan, whowent to heaven.
  13. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    While in heaven, he ran into Qui-Gon who said





    What's with all the flatulance?? Perhaps we need to invest in some Gas-X or Pepto Bismo . . . :)
  14. jaster_meerle Jedi Knight

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    annikin, gas-x can help so anikin took it and nevere again would gas terroize the world, so the he went back to degobah and...
  15. Noble_Kale Jedi Knight

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  16. jaster_meerle Jedi Knight

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    nearest mcdonalds and then he...
  17. DarthDahc Jedi Master

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    Tripped over a root, he looked down and it was not root at all it was a huge...
  18. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    Big Mac, which no one should eat, and knowing this, Anakin grabbed the toxic burger and threw it into
  19. rebel_scum1 Jedi Knight

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    his mouth. He died again and...
  20. DarthDahc Jedi Master

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    Went to hell considering he ate the fobidden big mac of ali babwa he met Darth Maul and...
  21. jaster_meerle Jedi Knight

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    hit maul over the head with a big sledge hammer, so maul...
  22. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    grabbed up a generous mitten-full of that deadly yellow snow, and he rubbed it in Anakin's eye, and the husky wee wee blinded Anakin, causing him to fail to see the unexpected arrival in Hell of

    (apologies to Frank Zappa)
  23. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    Ralph the Wonder Llama, one of the Monty Python gags, who was part of an exchange program that hoped to
  24. DarthDahc Jedi Master

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    make the llama a egg shooter, they wanted eggs to pop out and kill senators such as..
  25. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    Bail Antilles, whose evil alliance with the Moose who bit my sister, would start the terrible War of
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