Humourous 1 sentence Star Wars stories

Discussion in 'Pittsburgh, PA' started by DarthDahc, Feb 12, 2003.

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  1. Noble_Kale Jedi Knight

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    Big Horn Sheepishes and Sabertooth Grizzle Bears that would consume the whole...
  2. DarthDahc Jedi Master

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    group of people that are responsible for the 'pogs' craze a few years ago, which incidently started the...
  3. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    deadly cardboard riots of downtown Coruscant, where Anakin, against his Master's wishes, opened a can of whoop ass on
  4. Noble_Kale Jedi Knight

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    all the Bothan Spies who...
  5. jaster_meerle Jedi Knight

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    dropped their shippments at the first sign of an imperial cruser and then...
  6. DarthDahc Jedi Master

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    ran back home to tell their mommies on the mean jedi's and imperials after they had already...
  7. rebel_scum1 Jedi Knight

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    went to the bathroom at kennywood, where...
  8. DarthDahc Jedi Master

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    a creepy looking gamorian with a girlish voice said "ahhh hello boys.." which frightened them so..
  9. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    that they had to flee to the Noah's Ark ride, where in line they met up with . . .
  10. Noble_Kale Jedi Knight

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    a scruffy looking Nerf Hearder who...
  11. DarthDahc Jedi Master

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    Gave them his comic book collectione for his life considering the fact that they were going to..
  12. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    cut off his nether regions with a vibro-axe. Next, Darth Vader himself dropped by the SWAP meeting to let Rox know that...
  13. Mrs_jedi_1966 Jedi Master

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    he had come to take over and....
  14. DarthDahc Jedi Master

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    destroy the little whining padawans. who objected but vader simply...
  15. Mrs_jedi_1966 Jedi Master

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    put his hands on his hips, threw back his head and laughed at the plight of the silly padawans. Then he.........
  16. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    had his Stormtroopers wheel in a cart full of manure "cow pies", and summoned the Force, using it to hurl them at
  17. Noble_Kale Jedi Knight

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    all the silly padawans who...
  18. DarthDahc Jedi Master

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    ignorantly opened there mouths as they were screaming and from then on we have called them..
  19. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    individuals sorely in need of a tic-tac; that is, until the padawans paid Darth Vader to come up with an idea for revenge on the older members who mocked them, and Vader
  20. DarthDahc Jedi Master

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    Took the money and did the retaliation on the padawans again whichj made them furious so they...
  21. Noble_Kale Jedi Knight

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    Square Danced around the Imperial Probe Droid Vader...
  22. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    brought with him from K-Mart, where he was shopping for new figures with local collector Sal, a man known to dress up as
  23. rebel_scum1 Jedi Knight

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    the guy on brendan wahlbergs icon, and also...
  24. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    as Palpatine, which fooled Vader into thinking Sal was his Master, whereupon "Salpatine" ordered Vader to
  25. jaster_meerle Jedi Knight

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    go find some kentucky friied chicken and feed it to the wampoa so that the wampa would...
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