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Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by DarthDahc, Feb 12, 2003.

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  1. Noble_Kale

    Noble_Kale Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Big Horn Sheepishes and Sabertooth Grizzle Bears that would consume the whole...
     
  2. DarthDahc

    DarthDahc Jedi Youngling star 3

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    group of people that are responsible for the 'pogs' craze a few years ago, which incidently started the...
     
  3. BrendonWahlberg

    BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master star 2

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    deadly cardboard riots of downtown Coruscant, where Anakin, against his Master's wishes, opened a can of whoop ass on
     
  4. Noble_Kale

    Noble_Kale Jedi Youngling star 2

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    all the Bothan Spies who...
     
  5. jaster_meerle

    jaster_meerle Jedi Youngling star 3

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    dropped their shippments at the first sign of an imperial cruser and then...
     
  6. DarthDahc

    DarthDahc Jedi Youngling star 3

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    ran back home to tell their mommies on the mean jedi's and imperials after they had already...
     
  7. rebel_scum1

    rebel_scum1 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    went to the bathroom at kennywood, where...
     
  8. DarthDahc

    DarthDahc Jedi Youngling star 3

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    a creepy looking gamorian with a girlish voice said "ahhh hello boys.." which frightened them so..
     
  9. greencat336

    greencat336 Jedi Knight star 5

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    that they had to flee to the Noah's Ark ride, where in line they met up with . . .
     
  10. Noble_Kale

    Noble_Kale Jedi Youngling star 2

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    a scruffy looking Nerf Hearder who...
     
  11. DarthDahc

    DarthDahc Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Gave them his comic book collectione for his life considering the fact that they were going to..
     
  12. BrendonWahlberg

    BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master star 2

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    cut off his nether regions with a vibro-axe. Next, Darth Vader himself dropped by the SWAP meeting to let Rox know that...
     
  13. Mrs_jedi_1966

    Mrs_jedi_1966 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    he had come to take over and....
     
  14. DarthDahc

    DarthDahc Jedi Youngling star 3

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    destroy the little whining padawans. who objected but vader simply...
     
  15. Mrs_jedi_1966

    Mrs_jedi_1966 Jedi Youngling star 3

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    put his hands on his hips, threw back his head and laughed at the plight of the silly padawans. Then he.........
     
  16. BrendonWahlberg

    BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master star 2

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    had his Stormtroopers wheel in a cart full of manure "cow pies", and summoned the Force, using it to hurl them at
     
  17. Noble_Kale

    Noble_Kale Jedi Youngling star 2

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    all the silly padawans who...
     
  18. DarthDahc

    DarthDahc Jedi Youngling star 3

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    ignorantly opened there mouths as they were screaming and from then on we have called them..
     
  19. BrendonWahlberg

    BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master star 2

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    individuals sorely in need of a tic-tac; that is, until the padawans paid Darth Vader to come up with an idea for revenge on the older members who mocked them, and Vader
     
  20. DarthDahc

    DarthDahc Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Took the money and did the retaliation on the padawans again whichj made them furious so they...
     
  21. Noble_Kale

    Noble_Kale Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Square Danced around the Imperial Probe Droid Vader...
     
  22. BrendonWahlberg

    BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master star 2

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    brought with him from K-Mart, where he was shopping for new figures with local collector Sal, a man known to dress up as
     
  23. rebel_scum1

    rebel_scum1 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    the guy on brendan wahlbergs icon, and also...
     
  24. BrendonWahlberg

    BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master star 2

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    as Palpatine, which fooled Vader into thinking Sal was his Master, whereupon "Salpatine" ordered Vader to
     
  25. jaster_meerle

    jaster_meerle Jedi Youngling star 3

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    go find some kentucky friied chicken and feed it to the wampoa so that the wampa would...
     
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