Humourous 1 sentence Star Wars stories

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  1. rebel_scum1 Jedi Knight

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    throw it away and go to wendys
  2. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    where the food is a little better than the Jawa meat they serve at McDonald's, a fast food chain where the Max Rebo band once
  3. karateyoda17 Jedi Youngling

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    saw Luke and Leia sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.......until they discovered they were brother and sister. They wondered if quite possible they were from a small earth state called west virgina that just happened to be not so far far away when
  4. jaster_meerle Jedi Knight

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    they saw a giant UFO that was shaped like the emporos shoe and so they said...
  5. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    "I didn't expect a kind of spanish inquisition!", and in burst three men dressed in red, who proceeded to
  6. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    dance briefly, before switching Monty Python routines to the Lumberjack Song. In the middle of the verse about wearing ladies clothes . . .
  7. rebel_scum1 Jedi Knight

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    the death star blows up the planet they're on, but somehow they manage to escape to
  8. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    a space station full of tribbles, which shocked the Skywalkers and the Pythons onto realizing they were in a Star Trek fanfic crossover, but that was not the worst thing, for in walked
  9. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    Barney the Purple Dinosaur, along with . . .


  10. Noble_Kale Jedi Knight

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    E.T. who just flew in from...
  11. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    Las Vegas, and boy, were his arms tired :D While in Vegas, ET and Barney had been
  12. Noble_Kale Jedi Knight

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    hitting all the casinos and strip clubs in a vain search for...
  13. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    Nerf footballs, which they planned to use to . . .
  14. Noble_Kale Jedi Knight

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    blow up the Death Star which has taken up orbit around...
  15. rebel_scum1 Jedi Knight

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    Pzob, a remote, lifeless planet on the outer rim
  16. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    on which they have never seen Barney on TV at all, which was why Pzob was a refuge for sane adults, who organized the planet's defense with the help of He-Man and
  17. Noble_Kale Jedi Knight

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    Rainbow Bright. Together, they enlisted the help of...
  18. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    President Bush, who had an even simpler world view than rainbow bright, whereupon George W. decided to solve the death star problem by
  19. Fluke_Groundrunner Force Ghost

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    changing all the foods on the cafeteria's menu to include the word "freedom" in their titles so that...
  20. rebel_scum1 Jedi Knight

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    all the kids would think it was another pathetic attempt to make them patriotic, and
  21. Noble_Kale Jedi Knight

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    brainwashing then into thinking it is ok to be canon fodder for...
  22. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    the clone wars part 2, where the kids would have to fight alongside dolly the sheep and Raiellian clone babies, in a bloody attack on
  23. rebel_scum1 Jedi Knight

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    the big bad wolf, who lived on tatooine, where...
  24. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    it was always april fool's day, a situation that resulted in many people being tricked into
  25. Noble_Kale Jedi Knight

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    thinking that if they consumed "Death Sticks" they,
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