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Pittsburgh, PA Humourous 1 sentence Star Wars stories

Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by DarthDahc, Feb 12, 2003.

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  1. Fluke_Groundrunner

    Fluke_Groundrunner Jedi Master star 4

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    would instantlly obtain Jedi powers.
     
  2. greencat336

    greencat336 Jedi Knight star 5

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    This resulted in several Jawas
     
  3. Fluke_Groundrunner

    Fluke_Groundrunner Jedi Master star 4

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    waiving their hands around as if
     
  4. BrendonWahlberg

    BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master star 2

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    the IRS would then forgive their taxes, but instead, their inexperienced waving caused the IRS to
     
  5. MetalliJedi

    MetalliJedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    SAcrafice them to the Sarlac wich
     
  6. rebel_scum1

    rebel_scum1 Jedi Youngling star 1

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    spit them out to naboo, which was being blown up by the death star because all the people there are weenies
     
  7. greencat336

    greencat336 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Meanwhile, back at the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, Kit Fisto
     
  8. MetalliJedi

    MetalliJedi Jedi Padawan star 4

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    preapared to do battle with
     
  9. BrendonWahlberg

    BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master star 2

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    the energizer bunny, a pink fiend who once defeated Darth Vader, and because Kit knew that, he prepared himself by
     
  10. jaster_meerle

    jaster_meerle Jedi Youngling star 3

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    becoming flatulent and with that gas he would- neve ind

    actually he was going to subway, to get an italian sub with anchovies and a toy, and then he would sing john lenon, but first he had too...
     
  11. jedi_master_sal

    jedi_master_sal Jedi Padawan star 4

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    check on his tadpoles at the Senate Building's day care center, where he....
     
  12. BrendonWahlberg

    BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master star 2

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    learned to his horror that the Energizer bunny had kidnapped (tadnapped?) his kids. At once, Kit Fisto gathered a team consisting of
     
  13. jaster_meerle

    jaster_meerle Jedi Youngling star 3

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    jered, clay henry, and countles other people who lost hundreds of pounds on a subway diewt, but are now brolke because they boiught lunch every day, so the marched of to the jedi council and...
     
  14. greencat336

    greencat336 Jedi Knight star 5

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    to borrow 10,000 Credits, so that they could hire a ship to take them to
     
  15. greencat336

    greencat336 Jedi Knight star 5

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    Waterloo, one of the most awesome waterslide parks in the galaxay. The Council's replied to the request by
     
  16. jaster_meerle

    jaster_meerle Jedi Youngling star 3

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    telling them that it was not filled with water slides, but actually old guys recreating the battle of waterloo, so they went to subway insted to order some deathstick, but the got carded cause they werent 21, so the got sent to jail and...
     
  17. greencat336

    greencat336 Jedi Knight star 5

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    then staged a daring escape, assited by none other than
     
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