Humourous 1 sentence Star Wars stories

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  1. Fluke_Groundrunner Force Ghost

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    would instantlly obtain Jedi powers.
  2. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    This resulted in several Jawas
  3. Fluke_Groundrunner Force Ghost

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    waiving their hands around as if
  4. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    the IRS would then forgive their taxes, but instead, their inexperienced waving caused the IRS to
  5. MetalliJedi Jedi Master

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    SAcrafice them to the Sarlac wich
  6. rebel_scum1 Jedi Knight

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    spit them out to naboo, which was being blown up by the death star because all the people there are weenies
  7. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    Meanwhile, back at the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, Kit Fisto
  8. MetalliJedi Jedi Master

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    preapared to do battle with
  9. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    the energizer bunny, a pink fiend who once defeated Darth Vader, and because Kit knew that, he prepared himself by
  10. jaster_meerle Jedi Knight

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    becoming flatulent and with that gas he would- neve ind

    actually he was going to subway, to get an italian sub with anchovies and a toy, and then he would sing john lenon, but first he had too...
  11. jedi_master_sal Jedi Master

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    check on his tadpoles at the Senate Building's day care center, where he....
  12. BrendonWahlberg Jedi Master

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    learned to his horror that the Energizer bunny had kidnapped (tadnapped?) his kids. At once, Kit Fisto gathered a team consisting of
  13. jaster_meerle Jedi Knight

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    jered, clay henry, and countles other people who lost hundreds of pounds on a subway diewt, but are now brolke because they boiught lunch every day, so the marched of to the jedi council and...
  14. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    to borrow 10,000 Credits, so that they could hire a ship to take them to
  15. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    Waterloo, one of the most awesome waterslide parks in the galaxay. The Council's replied to the request by
  16. jaster_meerle Jedi Knight

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    telling them that it was not filled with water slides, but actually old guys recreating the battle of waterloo, so they went to subway insted to order some deathstick, but the got carded cause they werent 21, so the got sent to jail and...
  17. greencat336 Jedi Grand Master

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    then staged a daring escape, assited by none other than
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