Discussion in 'Pittsburgh, PA' started by DarthDahc, Feb 12, 2003.
would instantlly obtain Jedi powers.
This resulted in several Jawas
waiving their hands around as if
the IRS would then forgive their taxes, but instead, their inexperienced waving caused the IRS to
SAcrafice them to the Sarlac wich
spit them out to naboo, which was being blown up by the death star because all the people there are weenies
Meanwhile, back at the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, Kit Fisto
preapared to do battle with
the energizer bunny, a pink fiend who once defeated Darth Vader, and because Kit knew that, he prepared himself by
becoming flatulent and with that gas he would- neve ind
actually he was going to subway, to get an italian sub with anchovies and a toy, and then he would sing john lenon, but first he had too...
check on his tadpoles at the Senate Building's day care center, where he....
learned to his horror that the Energizer bunny had kidnapped (tadnapped?) his kids. At once, Kit Fisto gathered a team consisting of
jered, clay henry, and countles other people who lost hundreds of pounds on a subway diewt, but are now brolke because they boiught lunch every day, so the marched of to the jedi council and...
to borrow 10,000 Credits, so that they could hire a ship to take them to
Waterloo, one of the most awesome waterslide parks in the galaxay. The Council's replied to the request by
telling them that it was not filled with water slides, but actually old guys recreating the battle of waterloo, so they went to subway insted to order some deathstick, but the got carded cause they werent 21, so the got sent to jail and...
then staged a daring escape, assited by none other than