So CO Humperdink Thread

So I keep borrowing stupid movies from my parents...First I found the slasher-Westley movie and last night I watched a stupid movie from 1984 called Protocol with Goldie Hawn and this nerdy guy with giant glasses and a familiar voice. Halfway through the movie I suddenly realized who he was...He was....


HUMPERDINK!!!

Humperdink. Humperdink. Humperdink.

 

We are poor circus performers who have lost our way. Is there perhaps a village nearby?

No, there is no one for miles.

Good, then no one will hear you scream.


Humperdink!

 

It doesn't matter. My Westley will come for me.

Humperdink!

 

mostley dead?


Humperdink

 

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Humperdink.

 

Beat it or I'll call the Brute Squad.

I'm on the Brute Squad.

You ARE the Brute Squad.


HUMPERDINK!

 

skip the kissing part.

Humperdink

 

Life IS pain highness. Anyone who tells you different is trying to sell you something.

HUMPERDINK

 

To the PAIN!

Humperdink!

 

I'm not familiar with that...

Let me explain, and I'll use small words, you hippotanical land mass.

HUMPERDINK

 

As you wish!!

Humperdink!

 

Can't let this go to page three.

Humperdink!

 

Are you sure that nobody's a-following us?

Yes, as I told you, it would be absolutely, postively and in all ways Inconceivable. No one in Guilder knows what we've done and no one in Florin could have responded that quickly. Out of curiosity, why do you ask?

It's just that I happened to look back and suddenly there is somebody there.

WHAT??? Inconceivable! It's probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night, through eel infeted waters...

I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using?


(that was in my head when I woke up this morning. HELP ME)

 

He's nearly on top of us.

HAH! He's too late. He'll have to sail around for hours to find a cove. Fezzik is the only one strong enough to get up this way.

....

He's climbing the rope.

WHAT! Inconceivable. Faster, Faster!

I thought I was going faster.



Humperdink!

 

This is Buttercup's true love. You fix him up and Humperdink's off his.

Humiliations galore.

(or at least that's what it always sounds like to me. )

I neeeeeed the Dread Pirates Robert's version of the movie. Now if only something would happen to my plain DVD....

 

You're right, there's nothing better than true love, unless it's a nice MLT, Mutton lettuce and tomato, where the mutton is nice and tender and the lettuce is crisp and the tomato is oh so tastey. Nothing like it in the world.

Humperdink.

 

Rachel, your talent at remembering lines in this movie never ceases to amaze!!!

All I could think of today was the priest saying...

"Twooo Wuvvvv"

 

Unfortunately this is my only amazing skill...and it doesn't really help the resume.

We've reached the Cliffs of Insanity!


Humperdink

 

Humperdink!

 

Chirpidink

 

!knidrepmuH

 

?rorrim htiw daeR

 

And then all the ships in my armada will be there to see us off.

All but your four fastest ships.

What?

All the ships except for your four fastest.

Oh, yes, right.

 

So it's to be torture then?

*albino shakes head yes*

I can take it.

*albino shakes head no*

*whimper*

 

Humperdink +1 toward the cause.