Games Hypathetico: Game in Progress (Sign-ups in progress)

Jordan1Kenobi JM_1977 Please send me your responses.

 

Do it! Do it naaauuuuugggghhh!

 

IAT WWW has spoken

 

And all shall obey him!

 

No, all shall obey the Great Random Comments.

 

Shh, he's my frontman! Don't tell everyone I'm the man behind the curtain, because then they'll attack me when things go sour!

 

I ARE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL INTERNETS

 

IATWWW, no, you are only the World Wide Web. RC is the Great and Powerful Random Comments, and all must respect and obey him.

 

No you can't change my username. Only I can in Comms. You dare rewrite the TOS? What are you, a Sith lord?

 

I are on IATI's side.

 

Good. Goooood.

 

Hey!

 

There'll be heroes on both sides...

 

But it's all a plot to put me into power. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

My allegiance is to the boards! To cynicism!

 

Attention: Bad News

My computer problems are result of my Hard Drive going out, and I am gooing to need a new one. This will delay the progress of this game, but I gotta do it, gang. Sorry.
Now, back on topic.

Hyp Choices for Round 2:

Immediately faint since you have a phobia of needles. Since you're unconscious, you can't reveal the location of the secret base.

You grab the pillow from the cell's bunk, throw it at the droid's sensors, and dash out the door, slamming it shut locking Vader & the droid inside.

I scream, then scream some more as the cutout occurs going to a different scene that's obviously less painful then what I experience next which is unfortunately the location of the secret base of the Rebellion on Darth Vader's cape, thus making the robot inject him instead with the hypodermic needle thus allowing me to escape with ease.

Tell them "it's on Coruscant." What're they going to do, blow up their own capital?

"Tell him" what he wants to know... but don't tell him the truth. Hopefully the people of the other planet don't mind. While you're waiting for them to figure out your lies, you can make up a better plan.

Pretend to faint, wait a few seconds, then grab the droid and hold it up to Darth Vader in a threatening way, asking him for information.

Sit and stare right into the eyes of the probe and put on the best puppy dog look you can create.

Judge Internets, please send me your choice.
Players, please send me your guess as to which one the judge will pick. You may not choose your own submission.
24 hours.


@Admiral Volshe I Are The Internets Nyota's Heart RX_Sith @PointGiven Jordan1Kenobi JM_1977 Random Comments Admiral Volshe Point Given

 

Nyota's Heart Point Given JM_1977 Please send me your guesses. Let's get rolling again.

 

Sent. I am watching this thread, so little confused at how I missed yesterday's alert.

 

It's a conspiracy! We don't want you to play anymore.

 

Why IATWWW, that's so rude!

Ssh! You aren't supposed to give away the plan until the mid-series finale!

 

I Are a Failure

 

Exactly! Try to be a good little evil minion next time, okay?

 

No I think I will overthrow you and take over now.

 

I'm sorry, I can't let you do that, IATWWW.

 

It's treason then...