JCC Hypothetical: Would you go to Jurassic Park?

If after the incident in Jurassic Park Two in San Diego, and with the new park reopening, Would you go? Would you plan a family vacation or just go by yourself? How expensive would it become before you said no?

 

Assuming that I would have the $2,000-a-day or $10,000-a-day admission....sure, why not?

It doesn't matter how fast you run....you just have to be faster than the unlucky bastard next to you.

In this case, screenwriter David Koepp, who is actually listed in the credits as "Unlucky Bastard".

 

If Michael Chrichton, being dead and all, wasn't involved then no. He may have been a right-wing nincompoop but he had that Dan Brown-esque pulp novel quality that made his books just impossible to put down. I actually felt the euphoria of being drawn into his stories without the pain of having to give a **** about his 2 dimensional characters and predictable setups. If he were still with us I'd totally go. I'd sell a kidney if I had to.

 

If smoking was allowed on the tour, then yes.

 

I don't need to outrun the dinosaurs; I can easily outrun Beez.

 

No, it's frightening in the dark.

 

I wouldn't go. Unless I could be the main character so I'd know I'd survive.

 

Pretty sure smoking wouldn't be allowed within like 50 miles of the park.

 

Dinosaurs went extinct from COPD.

 

If I had the cash, I'd go.

 

Oh yeah. "oooh, ahhh." That's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.

 

Yes I would like to be a dinosaur.

 

It's all fun and games until some dumbass Animal Rights Activists get involved and wind up getting everyone killed.


Pictured: 50+ cases of involuntary manslaughter.

 

No on moral grounds.

 

i'm glad this thread was prefaced as a hypothetical because in reality i would not want to go no sir ree

 

Heck yes!

 

No. Because dinosaurs scare me. Also why I refuse to "swim with the sharks" at Disney World.

 

For Jurassic Park dinosaurs yes.

For the giant feathered turkey things, no.

 

Nope. I like my body parts where they are right now, thank you.

 

I would go to see the Dinosaurs, the only ones if their species in the whole world, lost for 65 million years! But, if it got dangerous I would be out of there in a heartbeat.