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Discussion in 'Community' started by PRENNTACULAR, Jul 17, 2016.

  1. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    itt give me drunk grammar advice plz

    ps I'm in grad school so it has to be kind of good at least
     
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  2. GregMcP

    GregMcP Force Ghost star 5

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    Just remember jokes, puns, funny insults... When you are drunk you come up with the best ones, so make sure you put them into your paper.
     
  3. New_York_Jedi

    New_York_Jedi Force Ghost star 6

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    I suggest putting the aforementioned jokes, puns, insults etc into footnotes. To show that you understand there is a time and place for them.
     
  4. GregMcP

    GregMcP Force Ghost star 5

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    And the odd swearword just shows that you are truly feeling the depth and importance of the topic.
    "Fk'n Protons, man."
     
  5. Ramza

    Ramza Administrator Emeritus star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I suggest making these footnotes as long as possible. Ideally, their combined length should equal that of the paper.
     
  6. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    write drunk edit sober


    oh wait
     
  7. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Firstly; do what ramza said but also make sure in the wordcount section you tick "include footnotes".

    Secondly, how did you accidentally drink? It's not like you mixed up whites and non-whites in the wash. It's not like you poured juice on your cereal. It's not a think, accidentally drinking.
     
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  8. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    IJG still has that thread about the Soviet Union "owning" the U.S. with Sputnik. In that exact verbiage. Just print that one and submit it.
     
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  9. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    [​IMG]

    include diagrams for professionalism

    [​IMG]
     
  10. ShaneP

    ShaneP Ex-Mod Officio star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [face_laugh]

    Oh *%&$! FAIL!

    PRENNTACULAR, what is the paper topic? Is this a research essay? Book review?
     
  11. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    I have to write about what strategies I plan on using in the classroom to asses and address my students previous knowledge before reaching them something new
     
  12. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Skywalker Saga/LFL/YJCC Manager star 10 Staff Member Manager

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    I don't know how you write an entire paper on focus and review strategies, but depending on what grade level you're working with--a warm-up couple of questions that they use as soon as they enter the classroom, a game or puzzle, or a problem 3-4 of them could solve as a group?

    Do a search on some of the education databases so you'll have good stuff to cite.
     
  13. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    i just wrote the sentence:

    "this strategy is important because it will be effective because it is important to know what students are bring with them into the classroom so it will be effective."
     
  14. a star war

    a star war Force Ghost star 5

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    What do you need our help for? This is perfect.
     
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  15. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    get off the internet
     
  16. slidewhistle

    slidewhistle Jedi Knight star 3

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    Don't write assess as asses
     
  17. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Just take the F and then use your failure to face your evident alcoholism and turn your life around. [/instant intervention]
     
  18. xblackout

    xblackout Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Sometimes I end up accidentally drinking. Like today, I was like "I'm not drinking" and then next thing I knew I was walking to buy frozen strawberries and wine for slushies. These things happen.
     
  19. hudzu

    hudzu Force Ghost star 6

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    hey, all it took for me was failing about 8 classes, moving back home and getting a job at a pizza joint!
     
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  20. GregMcP

    GregMcP Force Ghost star 5

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    Pizza is good. If you've had a few beers, you need pizza.
    Put the essay aside for a sec and order one.
     
  21. Lord Vivec

    Lord Vivec Chosen One star 9

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    Start your essay with the stellar topic sentence one of my roommates had in a college essay.

    "The Native Americans are the indigenous peoples of America."
     
  22. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SFTC VII + Deadpool BOFF star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    PRENN "accidentally" drinks in the same way I "accidentally" walk into a Denny's. :p
     
  23. Jabba-wocky

    Jabba-wocky Chosen One star 10

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    He should take inspiration from the ground-breaking published work of our times.

    "Basically, I am an independent music video director, and I direct and produce independent music videos."
     
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  24. DebonaireNerd

    DebonaireNerd Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Remember the following quote if it happens to be a law or property essay:

     
  25. GregMcP

    GregMcP Force Ghost star 5

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