Discussion in 'Community' started by Master_Jacen, Jan 29, 2013.
WHY DO I ALWAYS HURT THE ONES I LOVE?!
Your cat deserved it.
My cat sat on me and farted yesterday.
this is why you can't have nice things
can i punch your cat in the face too?
Chances are your cat has slapped, bitten,and clawed you many times without EVER posting a heartfelt thread about its regrets.
Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
too true. i guess that makes me the better person.
I stepped on my cat's tail. And it wasn't the first time. Only unlike the prior 2 or 3 times when she went flying away from me, she walked to me as if to say she knew I didn't mean it.
Is this what happened?
When one of my sons was about 10 months old, he bit one of my cats' tails.
I had my back turned and heard the cat growl and hiss, and when I turned around, I saw the cat on the couch and the baby pulled up into a standing position beside him; the tip of the cat's tail was wet, and my son had bits of fur around his mouth.
My feeling sorry for the cat was outweighed by being thankful my baby didn't get scratched. Holy ****.
That's quite some tale there, Anakinfan.
He probably gonna barf a partially digested lizard on your pillow later.
Why have I never seen your cat in the hat?
What are you like, jacen?