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JCC i accidentally just punched my cat in the face

Discussion in 'Community' started by hudzu, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    WHY DO I ALWAYS HURT THE ONES I LOVE?!
     
  2. Jabbadabbado

    Jabbadabbado Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  3. darthhelinith

    darthhelinith Jedi Master star 5

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    My cat sat on me and farted yesterday.
     
  4. PRENNTACULAR

    PRENNTACULAR VIP star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    this is why you can't have nice things
     
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  5. AAAAAH

    AAAAAH Jedi Knight star 4

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    can i punch your cat in the face too?


    on purpose?
     
  6. Dark Lady Mara

    Dark Lady Mara Manager Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Chances are your cat has slapped, bitten,and clawed you many times without EVER posting a heartfelt thread about its regrets.
     
  7. DantheJedi

    DantheJedi Jedi Master star 5

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    Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
     
  8. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    too true. i guess that makes me the better person.
     
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  9. Valairy Scot

    Valairy Scot Backpacking One Pack a Day Mod of New Films star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    I stepped on my cat's tail. And it wasn't the first time. Only unlike the prior 2 or 3 times when she went flying away from me, she walked to me as if to say she knew I didn't mean it.
     
  10. GenAntilles

    GenAntilles Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Is this what happened?

    [​IMG]
     
  11. anakinfansince1983

    anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    When one of my sons was about 10 months old, he bit one of my cats' tails.

    I had my back turned and heard the cat growl and hiss, and when I turned around, I saw the cat on the couch and the baby pulled up into a standing position beside him; the tip of the cat's tail was wet, and my son had bits of fur around his mouth.

    My feeling sorry for the cat was outweighed by being thankful my baby didn't get scratched. Holy ****.
     
  12. Valairy Scot

    Valairy Scot Backpacking One Pack a Day Mod of New Films star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    That's quite some tale there, Anakinfan. ;)
     
  13. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    He probably gonna barf a partially digested lizard on your pillow later.
     
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  14. Rogue_Ten

    Rogue_Ten Chosen One star 7

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    CLASSIC andrew
     
  15. GrandAdmiralJello

    GrandAdmiralJello Comms Admin ❉ Moderator Communitatis Litterarumque star 10 Staff Member Administrator

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    Why have I never seen your cat in the hat?
     
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  16. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    What are you like, jacen?
     
  17. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Fisted pussy.