Chances are your cat has slapped, bitten,and clawed you many times without EVER posting a heartfelt thread about its regrets.
Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
I stepped on my cat's tail. And it wasn't the first time. Only unlike the prior 2 or 3 times when she went flying away from me, she walked to me as if to say she knew I didn't mean it.
When one of my sons was about 10 months old, he bit one of my cats' tails. I had my back turned and heard the cat growl and hiss, and when I turned around, I saw the cat on the couch and the baby pulled up into a standing position beside him; the tip of the cat's tail was wet, and my son had bits of fur around his mouth. My feeling sorry for the cat was outweighed by being thankful my baby didn't get scratched. Holy ****.