I, alone, have saved Communications...

*Enters self-serving, Wormie2-style tirade, misplaced in the wrong forum*

There was a battle to be fought, and none of you knew anything about it. The fate of Communications... no the Jedi Council entirely... was teetering on a sheer cliff, hundreds of feet high. Everything we (the Star Wars loving community) was about to be destroyed by them (contributors to Internet_Drama).

Things we getting heavy, and when I say "heavy" I mean bad. My legions of troops attacked Internet_Drama with all of their might; sadly a few great warriors fell. One of those valiant men was barnsthefatjedi. He's not as fat as you'd think, as he can wield a lightsaber with much eloquence and justice. We must all mourn his death, as he was the first sole brave enough to face Internet_Drama; the first to fall.
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Don't worry, my sweet children. For Internet_Drama's minutes of existance were quite limited at that point. I stood on the catwalk, looking into the ignorant eyes of Internet_Drama. He was as confused as one could imagine, deciding whether my pants were indeed on fire so he could call me a liar. That is when I engaged him in a duel. He attacked left and right, using my defensive moves, out of context, as ways to attack me. Internet_Drama made one fatal flaw. Instead of using any sort of reason in coming back at my point of, "This wouldn't be too much of a problem if you realized that you're complaining about something that happened on an Internet bulletin board," he began to spew a level of angst and ignorance that is has never been acheived before. At that moment I pulled back my saber, aimed, and struck him down the middle, slicing his body in two halves. His body, comprised of empty threats and absolutely no content, disappeared into nothingness.
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I will continue to live on with my thankless life. No rewards, no love, nothing...

 

Thankyou Preacherboy. I salute you!

*End Brak voice*

 

Internet_Drama was always a figment of my imagination.

 

Of course, we've all seen this.

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I will continue to live on with my thankless life. No rewards, no love, nothing...

Joel, honey, if you are looking for "sympathy", you'll find it in the dicitionary, right after "****"(actually **** not ****) and "suicide"...

Fully edit the word please ~farraday

 

And I can say that I was there to witness your valiant acts. Thank you Preacherboy for defending our posts with honor and courage.

 

Tessa, if I was looking for sympathy, the last place I would go would be to the woman known 'round these parts for having a heart constructed on the ice planet Hoth.

 

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Joel , leave it to you to mistake a flawless diamond for a worthless chunk of ice. This explains your success with members of the opposite sex.

 

This coming from a woman known to fall head over heels into romance before finding out that the boys she admires are all on the same team.

 

Oooooh, the gauntlet has been thrown. PB, I think she likes ya.

 

I think she does too, but is unable to admit it due to the fact that she uses hating everyone as a security blanket.

 

She's always been nice to me... maybe it's your cologne PB... or lack thereof.

 

Ha. Hating your guts is one of the things Tessa and I love to share in common. That and applesauce.

 

It's sorta hard for you to hate them when it's well known I'm gutless!

Hah!

uh.. wait..

 

No, I think the word you're looking for is "clueless".

 

I had a clue but I traded it for alf pogs.

How's my clue doing btw?

 

this is fun.. I'm gonna watch these two battle it out

Alf is back???? and in POG form???

[face_swoon]

 

farraday- It's probably with competence, fairness, and reason, having a good ol' time.

EDIT- You like to watch because you can't get any, baby.

 

Competence, fairness, and reason?

So you traded it to someone else then?

 

I dunno, when you abandoned them and other things before coming an Admin, I used them in an exchange for some really cool teflon armor.

 

I'd call a mod to break it up, but... hey.

 

Joel I've gotten it more times than you've been banned...


speaking of... isn't it about time for another one? Farrday??

 

Yeah, here's where I'll be spanked because farraday has no respect for anyone, but himself.