I, alone, have saved Communications...

Discussion in 'Communications' started by PreacherBoy, Apr 28, 2002.

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  1. PreacherBoy Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 1998
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    *Enters self-serving, Wormie2-style tirade, misplaced in the wrong forum*

    There was a battle to be fought, and none of you knew anything about it. The fate of Communications... no the Jedi Council entirely... was teetering on a sheer cliff, hundreds of feet high. Everything we (the Star Wars loving community) was about to be destroyed by them (contributors to Internet_Drama).

    Things we getting heavy, and when I say "heavy" I mean bad. My legions of troops attacked Internet_Drama with all of their might; sadly a few great warriors fell. One of those valiant men was barnsthefatjedi. He's not as fat as you'd think, as he can wield a lightsaber with much eloquence and justice. We must all mourn his death, as he was the first sole brave enough to face Internet_Drama; the first to fall.
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    Don't worry, my sweet children. For Internet_Drama's minutes of existance were quite limited at that point. I stood on the catwalk, looking into the ignorant eyes of Internet_Drama. He was as confused as one could imagine, deciding whether my pants were indeed on fire so he could call me a liar. That is when I engaged him in a duel. He attacked left and right, using my defensive moves, out of context, as ways to attack me. Internet_Drama made one fatal flaw. Instead of using any sort of reason in coming back at my point of, "This wouldn't be too much of a problem if you realized that you're complaining about something that happened on an Internet bulletin board," he began to spew a level of angst and ignorance that is has never been acheived before. At that moment I pulled back my saber, aimed, and struck him down the middle, slicing his body in two halves. His body, comprised of empty threats and absolutely no content, disappeared into nothingness.
    [image=http://www.preacherboy.net/images/losers/shot0315.jpg]

    I will continue to live on with my thankless life. No rewards, no love, nothing...
  2. Spike_Spiegal Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 11, 2002
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    Thankyou Preacherboy. I salute you!

    *End Brak voice*
  3. Jedi Greg Maddux Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 1999
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    Internet_Drama was always a figment of my imagination. ;)
  4. Cigam Retah Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Mar 30, 1999
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    Of course, we've all seen this.

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  5. EmpressPalpatine Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 31, 2001
    star 4
    I will continue to live on with my thankless life. No rewards, no love, nothing...

    Joel, honey, if you are looking for "sympathy", you'll find it in the dicitionary, right after "****"(actually **** not ****) and "suicide"...

    Fully edit the word please ~farraday
  6. DUM4 Jedi Master

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    Aug 23, 2000
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    And I can say that I was there to witness your valiant acts. Thank you Preacherboy for defending our posts with honor and courage.
  7. PreacherBoy Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 1998
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    Tessa, if I was looking for sympathy, the last place I would go would be to the woman known 'round these parts for having a heart constructed on the ice planet Hoth.

    [face_mischief]
  8. Ben Kenobi Force Ghost

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    Mar 27, 2000
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  9. WSAENOTSOCK Jedi Knight

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    Oct 7, 2001
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  10. EmpressPalpatine Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 31, 2001
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    Joel , leave it to you to mistake a flawless diamond for a worthless chunk of ice. This explains your success with members of the opposite sex.


    [face_mischief]
  11. PreacherBoy Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 1998
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    This coming from a woman known to fall head over heels into romance before finding out that the boys she admires are all on the same team.

    [face_mischief]
  12. Carter-TFN Ex-Staff, Admin Emeritus

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    May 24, 2001
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    Oooooh, the gauntlet has been thrown. PB, I think she likes ya. ;)
  13. PreacherBoy Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 1998
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    I think she does too, but is unable to admit it due to the fact that she uses hating everyone as a security blanket.

    [face_mischief]
  14. farraday Jedi Grand Master

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    Jan 27, 2000
    star 7
    She's always been nice to me... maybe it's your cologne PB... or lack thereof. ;)

    :p
  15. PreacherBoy Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 1998
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    Ha. Hating your guts is one of the things Tessa and I love to share in common. That and applesauce.
  16. farraday Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2000
    star 7
    It's sorta hard for you to hate them when it's well known I'm gutless!

    Hah!

    uh.. wait..
  17. PreacherBoy Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 1998
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    No, I think the word you're looking for is "clueless".
  18. farraday Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2000
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    I had a clue but I traded it for alf pogs.

    How's my clue doing btw?
  19. EmpressPalpatine Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Mar 31, 2001
    star 4
    this is fun.. I'm gonna watch these two battle it out

    Alf is back???? and in POG form???

    [face_swoon]
  20. PreacherBoy Jedi Youngling

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    Aug 3, 1998
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    farraday- It's probably with competence, fairness, and reason, having a good ol' time.

    EDIT- You like to watch because you can't get any, baby.
  21. farraday Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2000
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    Competence, fairness, and reason?

    So you traded it to someone else then?
  22. PreacherBoy Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 1998
    star 5
    I dunno, when you abandoned them and other things before coming an Admin, I used them in an exchange for some really cool teflon armor.
  23. GasCabbie Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jun 28, 2001
    star 4
    I'd call a mod to break it up, but... hey.
  24. EmpressPalpatine Jedi Youngling

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    Mar 31, 2001
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    Joel I've gotten it more times than you've been banned...


    speaking of... isn't it about time for another one? Farrday??
  25. PreacherBoy Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Aug 3, 1998
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    Yeah, here's where I'll be spanked because farraday has no respect for anyone, but himself.
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