I Am A Good Son

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Mortimer_Snerd, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    Well it's that time of year again. My mother and father are on their way to California to visit my brother and his family, and have asked me to take care of their neurotic leaky dog while they're gone. Of course I obliged and the only other thing I have to do for them this week is drive my father's new car for him. I figure I might as well, right?

    Oh yeah...It's a Cadillac CTS with a supercharged V8. It does 0-60 in 5 seconds flat and it looks like this:

    [image=http://rawautos.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/112_0803_01z2009_cadillac_cts_vfront_static.jpg]

    Everyone has to make sacrifices once in a while, and this week I'll sacrifice driving my piece of crap Volkswagen or my girlfriend's piece of crap Pontiac so I can keep the fuel injectors clean in the Caddie.



  2. imperial_dork Manager Emeritus

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  3. duende Force Ghost

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    [image=http://staffingtalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/towne-park-ferris-bueller2.jpg]
  4. tom Chosen One

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  5. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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  6. Kiki-Gonn Chosen One

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    Don't forget to run it in reverse to undo the mileage.
  7. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    Hey, is it big enough for a long trip with lots of people? Like to Door County? :D :D
  8. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

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    Probably not. Also that might be a wee bit of an abuse of privilege here...as was driving from Brookfield to Delafield in 12 minutes like I just did.

    I have decided that driving this thing will require me to buy a new hat.

    Possibly this one: [image=http://illegalalienoftheday.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/purple_pimp_hat.jpg] Or this one: [image=http://steeringnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/The-Stig-from-Topgear.jpg]

  9. Healer_Leona Manager Emeritus

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    The pimp hat for sure! it's so you!
  10. Darth Morella Force Ghost

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    I'd go for the pimp hat on top of the helmet, but that's just me.
  11. darth_gersh Force Ghost

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  12. Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus

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    Make sure the leaky dog doesn't leak in the new Caddy, man.
  13. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    "... would they mind? Of course they would... I'll just take for a little spin... maybe show it off to a couple of friends..."
  14. LAJ_FETT Tech Admin and Collecting/Games Mod

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    I keep hearing the theme tune to National Lampoon's Vacation while reading this. Is Wally World one of your stops? :p
  15. mrsvos Force Ghost

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    If you don't go through the KFC drive thru, you better turn in that pimp hat.
  16. Whitey Force Ghost

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    OMG I WANT TO GO SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD