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I Am A Good Son

Discussion in 'Archive: Your Jedi Council Community' started by Mortimer_Snerd, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    Mar 14, 2004
    Well it's that time of year again. My mother and father are on their way to California to visit my brother and his family, and have asked me to take care of their neurotic leaky dog while they're gone. Of course I obliged and the only other thing I have to do for them this week is drive my father's new car for him. I figure I might as well, right?

    Oh yeah...It's a Cadillac CTS with a supercharged V8. It does 0-60 in 5 seconds flat and it looks like this:

    [image=http://rawautos.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/112_0803_01z2009_cadillac_cts_vfront_static.jpg]

    Everyone has to make sacrifices once in a while, and this week I'll sacrifice driving my piece of crap Volkswagen or my girlfriend's piece of crap Pontiac so I can keep the fuel injectors clean in the Caddie.



     
  2. imperial_dork

    imperial_dork Manager Emeritus star 6 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    [image=http://i42.tinypic.com/5zkz1j.jpg]
     
  3. duende

    duende Jedi Master star 5

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    [image=http://staffingtalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/towne-park-ferris-bueller2.jpg]
     
  4. tom

    tom Chosen One star 7

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    [image=http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a377/sloe_t/Fresh-Prince.gif]
     
  5. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    You poor thing
     
  6. Kiki-Gonn

    Kiki-Gonn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Don't forget to run it in reverse to undo the mileage.
     
  7. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    Hey, is it big enough for a long trip with lots of people? Like to Door County? :D :D
     
  8. Mortimer_Snerd

    Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Knight star 6

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    Probably not. Also that might be a wee bit of an abuse of privilege here...as was driving from Brookfield to Delafield in 12 minutes like I just did.

    I have decided that driving this thing will require me to buy a new hat.

    Possibly this one: [image=http://illegalalienoftheday.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/purple_pimp_hat.jpg] Or this one: [image=http://steeringnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/The-Stig-from-Topgear.jpg]

     
  9. Healer_Leona

    Healer_Leona Squirrely Community Mod star 9 Staff Member Manager

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    The pimp hat for sure! it's so you!
     
  10. Darth Morella

    Darth Morella Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Apr 5, 2004
    I'd go for the pimp hat on top of the helmet, but that's just me.
     
  11. darth_gersh

    darth_gersh Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Feb 18, 2005
    Stomp on it!
     
  12. Katya Jade

    Katya Jade Administrator Emeritus star 7 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Make sure the leaky dog doesn't leak in the new Caddy, man.
     
  13. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    "... would they mind? Of course they would... I'll just take for a little spin... maybe show it off to a couple of friends..."
     
  14. LAJ_FETT

    LAJ_FETT Tech Admin and Collecting/Lucasfilm Ltd Mod star 9 Staff Member Administrator

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    May 25, 2002
    I keep hearing the theme tune to National Lampoon's Vacation while reading this. Is Wally World one of your stops? :p
     
  15. mrsvos

    mrsvos Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Nov 18, 2005
    If you don't go through the KFC drive thru, you better turn in that pimp hat.
     
  16. Whitey

    Whitey Jedi Master star 6

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    Jan 26, 2003
    OMG I WANT TO GO SO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD