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I am disgusted!@#

Discussion in 'Literature' started by VeGeX, Jan 20, 2002.

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  1. VeGeX

    VeGeX Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Dec 15, 2001
    So I got myself a copy of Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds which is basically Age of Empires 2 with SW units

    So that bit disgusted me

    Then the next bit really really horrified me

    You can hunt mynocks for food

    WHO THE HECK WOULD EAT A MYNOCK?!@#

    THEY'RE FILTHY AND THEY SPIT WHITE STUFF ON SHIPS

    YUCK!@#
     
  2. Sinje_Gawa

    Sinje_Gawa Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Not my first choice for fine cuisine... but have you ever actually smelled a buffalo or seen what's in its matted fur? How about a bull (angus beef)? Ever been to a chicken farm and seen the -disgusting- conditions that the chickens live and breed in? I had an uncle who once owned a chicken farm. Trust me, you don't want to go there. 'Cooked in its own juices' takes on a whole new meaning. Especially now that they have all the hormones and genetic engineering. Ever notice that Kentucky Fried Chicken is now only called KFC? Why? They can't call it chicken anymore. Check the menu of your typical KFC. The word chicken doesn't appear. It's not entirely an urban legend. What about the fertilizer of choice for some mushroom farms (I won't go into that. Think about what 'compost farming' means.)?

    Compared to what we eat, a drooling mynock in the vacuum of space is probably fairly tidy. Just because it looks nice in a grocery store or on a plate doesn't mean it wasn't once a drooling, filthy creature rolling around in its own waste material.
     
  3. VeGeX

    VeGeX Jedi Youngling star 1

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    My school is a farm

    I'm not disgusted by farm animals

    Sure they stink, but they taste great

    Mynocks, by the look of them, would be the foulest thing to eat
     
  4. Lord_Riven

    Lord_Riven Jedi Master star 4

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    I think VeGeX goes to a school with a farm (cos I go there as well). Ys, i have been on a chicken farm cos our school has one...

    Mynock no way would i ever go near to eating one
     
  5. Sinje_Gawa

    Sinje_Gawa Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Okay, how about calamari? The food, not the race of Admiral Ackbar. Or ever get a good look at a shrimp and what they do to make it look so tasty?
     
  6. Lord_Riven

    Lord_Riven Jedi Master star 4

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    At least they aren't slobbery beasts which drool on a spaceship or in calamari's or a shrimp/prawn's case on your car
     
  7. Darth_Reign

    Darth_Reign Jedi Grand Master star 4

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    Calamari is Octupus isn't it?
     
  8. Senator_Elegos_A-Kla

    Senator_Elegos_A-Kla Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Squid isn't it? Something with more that 7 appendages anyway.
     
  9. Black_Hole

    Black_Hole Jedi Master star 4

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    Squid legs I think.
     
  10. Kadue

    Kadue Jedi Knight star 5

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    Yes, calamari is squid tentacles.

    And I'm not surprised. Remember the dish that Corran ate when he was out with Iella in I, Jedi?
     
  11. Gandalf the Grey

    Gandalf the Grey Jedi Knight star 6

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    Nothing is so juicy or tender as Human flesh... [face_devil]
     
  12. palpatineson

    palpatineson Jedi Youngling star 2

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    The inner thigh isn't that bad, but...I mean, ew Gandalf.

    Mynocks probably would taste closer to crap than actual food, but if you didn't have anything else, you would probably choose not starving to death.

    And besides, who says you eat the mynock and are not just hunting them for fun or to get rid of them?
     
  13. tanjokabri

    tanjokabri Jedi Master star 4

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    and this relates to literature how exactly?

    (roast ewok for me :D)
     
  14. Valiento

    Valiento Jedi Knight star 7

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    Mar 19, 2000
    No roast ewok in the game sorry, but they do make great fighters, ;), :D.
     
  15. chissdude10

    chissdude10 Jedi Youngling star 5

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    Jul 26, 2001
    Simon especially!
     
  16. AdmiralZaarin

    AdmiralZaarin Jedi Knight star 5

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    palpatineson, your name is a reference to GODV. I must kill you now.
     
  17. Princess_Liar

    Princess_Liar Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Haven't you heard of the new limited edition at Burger King? The Mynock Triple Melt. Can't beat it. :p Lettuce, tomato, mayo, pickle and fresh mynock all on a sesame seed bun.
     
  18. VeGeX

    VeGeX Jedi Youngling star 1

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    Just like most other fast-food burgers, that would be DISGUSTING :p
     
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