I am fascinated by urinals.

stay out of MY cubical.

or did you mean stall?

are they called stalls because they smell like a horse barn?

 

No they're called stall because when you're in one and you've created a distinctive odour and someone else is at the washbaisin, you have to stall until they've left, for fear of someone attaching a face to the smell.

 

hey!
i know you!
didn't you come out of stall #4 where that stench that would wake the dead was coming from?

I should have locked you in there when I had the chance, but I couldn't get close enough because of the fumes.

 

But Jedi-Finney, what was your answer to the guy?

 

What's worse is when you enter, walk by someone who's leaving the urinals, only to enter the noxious cloud they have unleashed while relieving themselves

 

A few points,

Here, there isn't a no talking rule at the urinal. Most guys don't care and rabbit on to you as if you are standing at the bar or something.

At my local pub, we have holders at eye level that has the sports pages of the paper so you can have a read if you want to. Most times though someone replaces the newspaper with pornography which is always a good talking point.

And who didn't have peeing competitions at school when you were a little kid? We had champions for the highest pee-er, longest pee-er and who could stand the furthest from the urinal without making a mess.

 

I've always hated urinals. I always use the stalls.

 

Pee'ing competitions *do* sound fun.

You know, I think I've still got a little envy.

 

The 1st rule of the mens bathroom is you don't talk in the mens bathroom.

 

And the first rule of Project Little Bib is you don't ask questions about Project Little Bib!

 

And hopefully no one tries to grab your lekku in the bathroom!

 

I'd love to see you guys in the toilets here then. Lol.

 

And now for some bathroom etiquette

 

u have to go really bad and when you finally get their you can't go. its frankly.. terrible

 

Lol Darkside! Good link. I like the safe haven in particular.

 

I hate going into a stall, finishing, exiting, then realizing you have to pee.

¤Night

 

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I've always hated urinals. I always use the stalls.
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What?!

True men use a urinal...because...only they can. (Yes, it's a sorry joke. You got something better to say?)

 

Stalls = more space, less chance of splashback, more privacy. Oh yes...and in a stall you can flush without actually touching the disgusting handle, whereas with a urinal you do.

 

Actually, I just kick the handle for it to flush...Who cares if the bottom of your shoe touchs that?

 

agree with everyone here. no talking, no eye contact.

get in, do your business, and get out. the bathroom is not a place guys like to hang around in.

why DO women have to go to the bathroom in groups?... one of those unsolvable mysteries i guess.

 

Next time you go to the toilet, stand at the urinal and do the helicopter whilst you are going.

That's always good for a laugh.

 

I coulda sworn I posted in this the first few times around.

 

It's even better if you hit someone in the line of fire.

 

Well, the helicopter is better coz you get the bloke on either side of you.

Great way to make friends!

 

No talking. No eye contact. Plain and simple. The only exception is if a third party in the restroom does something to warrant a conversation. This could be a guy harmlessly busting wind, or an old geizer in the stall having explosive diarhea. Then eye contact and speach are ok.

I was at a baseball game when two guys urinating into the trough in the blink of an eye got into a serious fist fight. And yes, their wangs were still hanging out.