I am fascinated by urinals.

Well it's my girlfriend's name so of course I love it

I'm not comfortable doing anythign in someone elses bathroom or in public. Ever hear those reports of hidden cameras in bathrooms in public?

 

My ex used to have a GF name Heather. Actually, my main concern is clogging the toilet. THAT would be embarrassing.

 

Here's an intellectual excercise for all of you (though it applies to real life for us guys).

You've got five urinals in a row. The second from the left is taken, but all the others are free. Which urinal should YOU take? Why?

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the one on the far right

the reason is too distance yourself as much as possible from the other person.

 

That's easy. This was in that flash game that someone posted earlier.

The far right.

See? I'm a girl and I know guy's restroom etiquette!

 

The thing is, one urinal of seperation is as far away as you need to go to be polite. So I'd think the challenge really lies in positioning yourself in case a third guy shows up.

If you line up like:
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Where would the new guy go? It's pretty much up in the air.

But if you line up like:

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... then you're all but guaranteed that the new guy will stand next to you (assuming that new traffic comes from the left; I've never known anybody to take the first urinal they got to if they had any polite choice in the matter).

Though you know, I guess I'd have to concur and say that the one on the far right is the best choice. All that talking for nothing

What about:

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|x|o|x|o|x|

 

In that case, use the hand basin.

 

I like to use the really low urinals they have set up for the little kids. It makes me feel like a giant.

Amazing.

 

I tend not to use urinals, I just dont like standing next to someone while Im takin a piss.

 

@ AmazingB

If this happens:

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A third person can just go in the cubicle. Hopefully they lift the seat up.

Thats how it works at my school, but the seats sure dont get lifted up.

 

I thought this thread deserved to go back to the top. It cracks me up every time I read it.

 

I read in the paper a couple of weeks ago that somewhere out here they're installing a urinal at a night club or sporting ground or somewhere that is actually a two-way mirror. From the inside you can see through it.

 

Pure brilliance. This should be stickied to the top of the page.

 

Apparently youre not the only one fascinated by these devices

[image=http://www.funnysign.com/funnysign/089_urinal.jpg]

I personally thought this would go without saying, but apparently........

 

I stoped using the urinals a long time ago. My school has only one long one. So your just peeing and everyone's little friends are out for everyone to look at. I use the stalls.

RULES
1. No Talking (can be lifted if you are good friends with the guy)
2. No eye contact.
3. No facial expression what so ever. Come in looking mad... leave looking mad.

Just use the blasted stall. Then you get to read all of the good things guys write about their girlfriends and there phone numbers.

 

OK

1) go on Google or some other search engine.

2) search for: Marcel Duchamp Fontaine

3) Smile

4) Think

5) Surprise yourself thinking:«this man was a pure genius»

6) Head back in here and share your experience

 

Ok folks...I'm upping this thread because:

1) It's hilarious
2) It's informative (I thought so anyway, being a woman and in the dark about just what goes on in the mens room besides the obvious)
3) I found something fascinating in a search I was doing yesterday (I was searching for something completely, uh, well, sorta unrelated )

What did I find?

I really want to learn this

I hope I won't get in trouble for posting that link...there are some 'womens anatomy' references in there, but it's all 'medical' terminology, and I'd like to think that this would be pretty mild compared to all the crapping posts/crass toilet humor that goes on around here

Needless to say, I'm drinking gallons of water trying to perfect this...imagine! Never ever having to put my beloved butt on another skeezy, scary, gawd-knows-who's-been-there-last public toilet again!!

 

The disturbing thing is that you're not the first person to post that link here.

 

I hated using the urinals during recruit training at Parris Island (1990). The drill instructors made us go 3 or 4 to one urinal for a 10 second break! THAT SUCKED!

By the time you got back on line (that's in front of your rack in the squad bay) or in formation...ever mind.. lets just say the outcome just sucked!