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I know everything about Star Wars. Ask me anything and get an answer.

 

When does my Holiday Special SE come out?!

 

Rest assured it is in the works. I have the utmost confidence in JJ. For those who always wanted to see Jar Jar and young Anakin Skywalker perform a song and dance number with Darth Vader and the Ewok tribe, you're long wait will soon be over! Merry Christmas!

Next question?

 

When do I get to Jar Jar in slave Leia costume?

 

As soon as you fork over the cash for one of my VIP parties! Fridays 8pm-Monday.

Are you ready to feel The Force in you?



Next!?

 

WHEW! I'M FEELING IT NOW, MR. KRABS!!

 

In the new movie, does Jar Jar have a cameo?

 

Well I'd have to say no. Cameo implies a quick unimportant appearance. Jar Jar has a VERY important role to play in the ST. You will not be disappointed.(Hint: If you thought Boba Fett was a badass, then you won't want to miss this!)

Any other questions?

 

Will an R rated Star Wars movie ever come out?

 

Actually yes, back in the 80s Carrie Fisher and I penned up a particularly raunchy Star Wars script after a wild, lustful night at a .....errr....coca cola party... Anyway, JJ has agreed to incorporate the script into episode 8! Another long wait that will soon be over for the fans! (Hope you like Twi'leks!)

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When will the new videogame "Tusken Terror Sandboarding Simulator 2015" finally be released?

 

That is a less happy subject. The development has been wrought with problem after problem for years. I have always insisted on giving my fans nothing but the best, but the motion capture for the Sandboards has been a nightmare. The sandboards keep getting bogged down by all the sand! I hate sand! It's so rough and course and it gets EVERYWHERE! But rest assured, this will not stop us completely. You can expect the new, re-titled 'Tusken Terror Sandboarding Simulator 2017' to hit shelves late in 2017! Be patient, young padawans.

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Will this new movie have pod racing?

 

Beautiful

Another darker topic....Did Luke ever kick his addiction to the infamous Tatooine street drug nicknamed "power convertors?"

 

TFA unfortunately will not feature any pod racing, much to my dismay. JJ said he didn't have the time he needed to shake the camera around enough to incorporate pod racing in TFA.

However, fear not, because the Episode 8 script I mentioned earlier does indeed feature pod racing!(And my personal favorite scene Carrie and I wrote together) You see, a pair of buxom Twi'Lek twins have to climb onto the engines mid-race. Next thing you know, the hypercoolant line bursts open, and they are soaked head to toe. The Twi'leks then start---you know what? I don't want to ruin it. You'll just have to wait and see!

Next question?

 

Indeed a much darker topic we haven't dove into much in the previous films, but it plays an important part in the backstory of TFA. Although Luke is indeed strong in The Force, and resisted Palpatine and Vader, he was never able to resist those sweet, sweet power convertors. Just a few short years after ROTJ, Luke has established a grand new Jedi Academy, and things seem to be going well. Unfortunately, his inner darkness wins out in the end. He is caught forcing his padawans to smuggle power convertors into the Academy, and brought up on charges. Unwilling to face a life without power convertors, Luke cuts down the New Republic authorities who brought him in, and goes into hiding for almost 30 years. A sad but necessary path for his character.


Any other questions, younglings?

 

Damn what a brave soul

When does the prequel to Porkins come out? Also, there is a rumor where he joins the Alliance due to the Empire's ban of Galactic McDonald's. Is this true?

 

We are trying to respect Disney's new plans for the timetable, so we will probability be releasing Porkins' Fortunes sometime after Rouge One but prior to How I Learned To Let Go, And Love The Wookiee .

As to the rumor about Porkins' reasons for joining the Rebellion, you are partially correct, but like most rumors the finer points to the story and details have been misinterpreted by the leakers. Let me clear up the BS on this one. In Porkins younger days, he was indeed an Imperial loyalist, and pilot, fresh from the academy. However, contrary to what the rumors would have you believe, Porkins was a bonified exotic galactic food connoisseur, and the trashy, over-processed fast food chains of coruscant, like McDonald's, were far beneath his sophisticated palette. However, when the day came in which the Empire declared a galaxy-wide embargo on the trade and purchase of the delectable butter-fried womp rats, the Rebellion quickly learned it had gained the most loyal pilot, most dedicated man to the complete annihilation of the Empire, that they would ever know: Porkins.



Any more questions anyone?

 

No.