So NV I Am Still Here

Discussion in 'SouthWest Region Discussion' started by Moka, Oct 10, 2004.

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  1. Moka Jedi Master

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    May 16, 2002
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    Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I think it's been since June.

    Drop a quick line below to tell me how you're doing...
  2. Talon_Wolfe Jedi Master

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    Apr 8, 2002
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  3. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2002
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    LIES! I heard the REAL Moka died in a freak hamster wrestling accident. why he was wrestling freak hamsters, I don't know.
  4. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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    Mar 25, 2003
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    I heard he died in a freakish zexxxxy accident with a zexxxxy Kaminoian
  5. Luminara_Jade Jedi Master

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  6. Moka Jedi Master

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    I did not die facing such foes but in this intense battle with a zupazexxi Kaminoan and her army of freakishly freakish hamsters I was brutally beaten, and disfugured beyond recognition. I have strived these last months to regain my lost memory and find out what really happened to me during the time that I went missing.

    Turns out that after the battle I went unconscious and a zupa zecret zexxified group known as the Zovenant captured me and tried to brainwash me to become a zexxi covert assassin. I never let them beat me though I let them think they did and I continued to work against them in secret until I found out a zupa zexxi secret that was so extremely zupazexxified in the intensity of it's zupazexxiness that I couldn't bear to remember anymore and so had my memory erased and woke up four weeks ago in an alley deep in the dark heart of Punxsutawny, PA, with no recollection how I got there.

    It took me this long just to piece the story back together and try to figure out what happened to me and where I've been only to realize that I didn't want to remember what happened to me or where I've been.

    So whatever you do watch for the zexxi Kamioan and her army of freakish hamsters, as well as the Zovenant. They will stop at nothing in their quest for ultimate world zexxiness domination.

  7. Axia_Euxine Jedi Master

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  8. Acthar_Sm-Ith Jedi Master

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    May 23, 2002
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    Don't listen to the Mokabot! It is an imposter sent from the zexxi Kamioanto distract from the truth of, uh, I got nothin. welcome back.
  9. cbielich Jedi Knight

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    Jun 4, 2002
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    The story from Moka sounds like a good RPG, we should start one up.

    Cesar
  10. Luminara_Jade Jedi Master

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    Feb 5, 2004
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    yeah, we'll just call it Zuperzexxi Zalias.
  11. MoronDude Jedi Grand Master

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    Nov 1, 2000
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    I don't care what happened to you, you should have called. Your mother and I have been worried sick. We almost called the police.
  12. Moka Jedi Master

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