So NV I Am Still Here

Sorry I haven't posted in a while. I think it's been since June.

Drop a quick line below to tell me how you're doing...

 

IMPOSTER!!!!

 

LIES! I heard the REAL Moka died in a freak hamster wrestling accident. why he was wrestling freak hamsters, I don't know.

 

I heard he died in a freakish zexxxxy accident with a zexxxxy Kaminoian

 

what up g?

 

I did not die facing such foes but in this intense battle with a zupazexxi Kaminoan and her army of freakishly freakish hamsters I was brutally beaten, and disfugured beyond recognition. I have strived these last months to regain my lost memory and find out what really happened to me during the time that I went missing.

Turns out that after the battle I went unconscious and a zupa zecret zexxified group known as the Zovenant captured me and tried to brainwash me to become a zexxi covert assassin. I never let them beat me though I let them think they did and I continued to work against them in secret until I found out a zupa zexxi secret that was so extremely zupazexxified in the intensity of it's zupazexxiness that I couldn't bear to remember anymore and so had my memory erased and woke up four weeks ago in an alley deep in the dark heart of Punxsutawny, PA, with no recollection how I got there.

It took me this long just to piece the story back together and try to figure out what happened to me and where I've been only to realize that I didn't want to remember what happened to me or where I've been.

So whatever you do watch for the zexxi Kamioan and her army of freakish hamsters, as well as the Zovenant. They will stop at nothing in their quest for ultimate world zexxiness domination.

 

I KNEW IT!

 

Don't listen to the Mokabot! It is an imposter sent from the zexxi Kamioanto distract from the truth of, uh, I got nothin. welcome back.

 

The story from Moka sounds like a good RPG, we should start one up.

Cesar

 

yeah, we'll just call it Zuperzexxi Zalias.

 

I don't care what happened to you, you should have called. Your mother and I have been worried sick. We almost called the police.

 

zexxi