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I barfed in the bathroom.

Discussion in 'Big Brother House' started by BISMARCK, Jul 2, 2002.

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  1. BISMARCK

    BISMARCK Jedi Master star 4

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    Got sick this weekend. Puked in the toilet. Don't go in there. Still dangerous. This has been a PSA brought to you by the letters R, F, and B, and the number 4.
     
  2. Dark_Lord_Erik

    Dark_Lord_Erik Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Thanks for the heads up.

    //finds bathroom monkey

    He'll clean it up!

    [hl=black]Erik[/hl]
     
  3. BISMARCK

    BISMARCK Jedi Master star 4

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    We have a monkey?
     
  4. jediguy

    jediguy Jedi Grand Master star 5

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  5. Dark_Lord_Erik

    Dark_Lord_Erik Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    A bathroom monkey.

    He cleans the bathroom.

    [image=http://snltranscripts.jt.org/94/pics/94cmonkey2.jpg]

    [hl=black]Erik[/hl]
     
  6. BISMARCK

    BISMARCK Jedi Master star 4

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    No no no, save the monkey. Let Jediman clean it up.
     
  7. jediguy

    jediguy Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Only if I get something in return...
     
  8. BISMARCK

    BISMARCK Jedi Master star 4

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    Don't get cocky.
     
  9. Dark_Lord_Erik

    Dark_Lord_Erik Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Come on. I picked it up after seeing this commercial....

    [ open on Woman giving product testimony from her couch ]

    Woman: I had the bathroom from hell. [ laughs ] It was like everytime I cleaned it, ten minutes later it was dirty again! Then I heard about Bathroom Monkey. They said the Bathroom Monkey system would keep my entire bathroom clean for up to eight whole months. They were right.

    [ real-life monkey air freshener demonstrates ]

    The little monkey air freshener releases a clean and fresh scent, and it emits a piercing, ultra-high frequency shriek, scientifically designed to keep my Bathroom Monkey hard at work, 24 hours a day. Now my bathroom's monkey clean and monkey fresh. And my bathroom monkey? He's more than a bathroom cleanser. He's a part of the family. [ Bathroom Monkey changes shower temperature level as Woman takes a shower ]

    I don't know where monkeys come from.. I don't know how they reproduce.. I don't know how they eat. But I do know one thing: they were born to clean bathrooms. And when it's cleaning power is all used up.. [ she discards used Bathroom Monkey ] ..simply pick up another in any of three decorative colors: Red.. [ monkey in red diaper ] ..Blue.. [ monkey in blue diaper ] ..or Orangutan. [ SUPER: "Orangutan will not wear diaper" ] This little guy just started today, and, you know, I think my new Bathoom Monkey and I are gonna make a great team.


    [hl=black]Erik[/hl]
     
  10. BISMARCK

    BISMARCK Jedi Master star 4

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    Outstanding.
     
  11. Jedi Speewwy

    Jedi Speewwy Jedi Master star 5

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    All I can say is that if we've got a monkey, he's sleeping in my room!!


    [face_devil]
     
  12. BISMARCK

    BISMARCK Jedi Master star 4

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    Very Outstanding.
     
  13. jediguy

    jediguy Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    Well, if I do the job of a monkey do I get to sleep in your room, Speewwy?
     
  14. BISMARCK

    BISMARCK Jedi Master star 4

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    Hmm. The Commie makes his move...
     
  15. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Now hold on a minute. Bis gets sick and no one asks him how he feels? Tsk, tsk.

    And leave the barf. I want to experiment on it. Maybe we can turn it into a pet.
     
  16. jediguy

    jediguy Jedi Grand Master star 5

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    I already asked Bis, and gave him 'advice'. G'night all.
     
  17. BISMARCK

    BISMARCK Jedi Master star 4

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    Fine, we can leave the puke for all I care. Alls I need is an open window for a bathroom anyway.
     
  18. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Night, jg.
     
  19. Jedi Speewwy

    Jedi Speewwy Jedi Master star 5

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    'Gnight, jg!

    Edit: Well we shouldn't have a dirty bathroom...

    //cleans up bathroom and puts BISMARK to bed with a bucket just in case

    There. Now you don't even have to make the trip to the bathroom. :)
     
  20. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    [image=http://www.capgv.org/bear/art/images/standards_like_bears/screen_res/bears_case_closed.jpg]
     
  21. Jedi Speewwy

    Jedi Speewwy Jedi Master star 5

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    Those are cute teddy bears!



    I HATE COPY MACHINES!
     
  22. deltron_zero

    deltron_zero Jedi Master star 6

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    poor BISMARCK :(

    here, i got you your own portable toilet...

    [image=http://www.surpluscityca.com/Photographs/Camping%20Gear/portable%20toilet.jpg]
     
  23. BISMARCK

    BISMARCK Jedi Master star 4

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    Oh, that's ok, I feel fine now. I barfed on Saturday, so the puke has had plenty of time to set into the grout.
     
  24. Debo

    Debo Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    It also grew hair.
     
  25. Jedi Speewwy

    Jedi Speewwy Jedi Master star 5

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    Oh wow! I barfed on Saturday too! I bet we're related!
     
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