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Star Wars IV Questions : What are the two droids that are lukes skywalkers companions?

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2) What does princess leia call lukes mentor in her holographic cry for help?
3)What special power did luke learn in bens home?
4)What item that used to be likes fathers, did Ben give to like?
5)What happens to lukes family when he refuses to join his mentor on a crusade to save the earth?
6)Where does look crossover and meet his companions Han Solo and Chewbacca?
7)What training does luke do on Hans ship the millennium falcon , to prepare for battle?
8) Where does luke meet princess lea?
9)How does kenobi die?
10) Who are the companions who came to save Luke when he was losing the final battle and said "We're all clear kid , so lets blow this thing and go home"?
11) How does luke get recognition for his efforts to save the universe?

All of your trivia questions frighten and confuse me. I am just a simple caveman Star Wars geek...

What are the two droids that are lukes skywalkers companions?

Johnny 5 and Tin Man

2) What does princess leia call lukes mentor in her holographic cry for help?

Sugar Daddy

3)What special power did luke learn in bens home?

Picking up chicks

4)What item that used to be likes fathers, did Ben give to like?

His retainer

5)What happens to lukes family when he refuses to join his mentor on a crusade to save the earth?

They decide to go with Ben instead, leaving Luke to tend to the farm

6)Where does look crossover and meet his companions Han Solo and Chewbacca?

A gentleman's club

7)What training does luke do on Hans ship the millennium falcon , to prepare for battle?

Spends hours(and quarters) playing the 1983 Star Wars Arcade Game, to prep him for the final battle.

8) Where does luke meet princess lea?

Singles Bar

9)How does kenobi die?

Of embarrassment

10) Who are the companions who came to save Luke when he was losing the final battle and said "We're all clear kid , so lets blow this thing and go home"?

Bert and Ernie

11) How does luke get recognition for his efforts to save the universe?

Chewie kisses him. Everyone knows Wookies are excellent kissers, and many would just as soon kiss one.

This could be fun.

2) What does princess leia call lukes mentor in her holographic cry for help?

Dude.

3)What special power did luke learn in bens home?

How to pee standing up.

4)What item that used to be likes fathers, did Ben give to like?

A never-opened book. "How to Stop Whining, Go Home and Rethink Your Life...For Dummies."

5)What happens to lukes family when he refuses to join his mentor on a crusade to save the earth?

They made a reality show for the Discovery Channel.

6)Where does look crossover and meet his companions Han Solo and Chewbacca?

Space Mountain, on Luke's 15th ride that evening. Only Luke had eaten too much cotton candy and puked.

7)What training does luke do on Hans ship the millennium falcon , to prepare for battle?

Targeted farts. Han kept a ****load of beans on that ship.

8) Where does luke meet princess lea?

The Teacups.

9)How does kenobi die?

See question 7.

10) Who are the companions who came to save Luke when he was losing the final battle and said "We're all clear kid , so lets blow this thing and go home"?

Mario and Luigi.

11) How does luke get recognition for his efforts to save the universe?

His image on Mount Rushmore. At least until the GOP tore it down and put Reagan in his place.

the hell is this...

1. Celestia and Luna
2) What does princess leia call lukes mentor in her holographic cry for help?

Dilbert
3)What special power did luke learn in bens home?

Vulcan mind meld
4)What item that used to be likes fathers, did Ben give to like?

Pants
5)What happens to lukes family when he refuses to join his mentor on a crusade to save the earth?

They relocate to Bora Bora
6)Where does look crossover and meet his companions Han Solo and Chewbacca?

The Yellow Brick Road
7)What training does luke do on Hans ship the millennium falcon , to prepare for battle?

Yoga
8) Where does luke meet princess lea?

Volterra
9)How does kenobi die?

Pon Farr
10) Who are the companions who came to save Luke when he was losing the final battle and said "We're all clear kid , so lets blow this thing and go home"?

The Olympic Coven
11) How does luke get recognition for his efforts to save the universe?

A two-year subscription to Seventeen