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Dewback Pooper Scooper

Is everyone on this board frickin' blind? Or are you too dumb to read?

Dewback Specialists do not clean up dewback crap!!! That's what the black pauldron troopers are for!!! That's why we have them!

Not that anyone would care and I don't care if everyone's joking, but if everyone wants to screw around with my title then count me out of the FanForce!!!!

 

Bummer, I was looking forward to those new colors. J/K

 

Sorry TD

 

TD-0690, sorry for giving you too much flak. We will lay off.

My apologies.

 

Thank you.

I don't mind joking around but it went a little too far this time.

 

I wonder if that hot Tattoine suns have been getting to our favorite Sandtrooper. ?

 

Actually there's been an increase in theft by Jawas lately and dealing with those damn dirty theifs all day has finally gotten to me.

Plus my best dewback Skippy just laid eggs. There's nothing worse than dealing with a female dewback protecting her eggs.

All the black pauldron troopers are complaining about shoveling dewback crap all the time.

On top of it all, my title/reputation is getting dragged through the crap here.

It's just a lot to deal with.

 

Then again I suppose I should expect this kind of treatment from a bunch of damn dirty rebels.

 

We could always create the title Dewback Pooper Scooper

I was just suggestion for a title, not necessarily for you TD. Sorry for the confusion.

 

Uh huh sure.

 

Hey TD, maybe the suns have caused you to forget the other part of your split personality-Luke Skywalker, a damn dirty rebel!

 

Brandon
The temper tantrums you throw are epic.
Come down man. Either you have an incredible sense of humor or know one gets your sense of humor. People usually only joke with some one the like. You get way to sensitive about everything. Like the name sandy or titles or Stormtrooper jokes in general. They do that to get a reaction and like clockwork you react. Everyone likes you here no worries just quit freaking out all the time. Or help us understand your great sense of humor. I am insane and i dont get you sometimes.

 

If I give one person one, then next thing you know, it'll be everyone asking for a title, and then it's just work, work, work.
Wasn't that Prince Humperdink?

Anyway, I guess I can be me on name alone!

edit: copied quote

 

HEY! I TAKE GREAT PRIDE IN BEING THE ONLY CURRENT DEWBACK SPECIALIST (not including anyone that used to be one) OF THE DSG AND I DON'T APPRECIATE THE JOB BEING MOCKED LIKE THAT.

MexChewie, that's out of line!

DEICIDE, the names Sandy and Farm Boy don't really bother me, I just act like they do!

No one understands me. I am alone in my own world of insanity and the only one in the DSG w/o a title on this damn board (I don't count RoyalRedCynic, but then again who does? )! The quiet ones are usually the most dangerous.

 

You're out of line!

You're out of line!

This whole court is out of line!

Ok maybe the quote isn't verbatim, but you know what I mean!

TD Even though nobody likes you, your profession and position is well respected!

edit: I hope you know I'm kidding. The last thing I need is a Dewback stomping my little Toyota!

 

I hope you know I'm kidding. The last thing I need is a Dewback stomping my little Toyota!

Of course I know you're kidding.


I hope I can stop the dewback scheduled for stomping your Toyota later tonight.

 

No, it was not Prince Humperdink. It was definitely the Dread Pirate Roberts. The exact quote is as follows:

"Once word leaks out that a pirate's gone soft poeple start to disobey you, and then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time!"

Is it scary that I can quote that movie so well?

 

Moe, about 99.9 percent of the people that I know can quote that movie backwards and forwards. That don't scare me. Now start quoting Spiceworld and you'll have me frightened to within a inch of my life

MJA

 

People of the World, Spice up your Life!

 

Yikes! It's Mexi-Spice!!

 

Mobious I stand corrected! I remember now. He said that in the Fire Swamp. Watch out for the ROUS's

Personally my favorite line is "I've just taken one year off of your life. Tell me, how does that make you feel? And remember, this is for posterity, so, be honest!"

Spice-world can go, Sporty spice can stay!
I like that girls long dark hair!

 

Hey I found a new title. Can I be a General ?

When we do invasions it can all be coordinated by the general to make sure things go alright.

General Duron it does have a certain ring to it, doesnt it.

 

We need to have a PFF showing of The Princess Bride...oh the fun we'd have!!

 

Oh hell yes. Next movie party MUST include The Princess Bride!

 

I have it on DVD if needed.

Everybody repeat after me,

General Duron, General Duron, General Duron