Oceania I claim this forum in the name of Queensland!

Forever blowing bubbles






...when Michael Jackson lets me.

 

well that went far beyond the bounds of good taste I'm afraid. You are hereby banished to live in the nether regions of this country forever!

 

does he weigh the same as a duck?? don't banish them...burn them! witch witch!

*dusts of hands*

One less. C'mon Khali, lets take this place over once and for all!

 

You heard what the lady said. Everything and everyone in here is now officially the property of Queensland, to dispose of in whichever manner we wish.

may god have mercy on us all

 

Cool!!

Now what do a couple of Queenslanders do with an immense chat board with unlimited possibilities for the distribution of world changing information and discussion of pertinent issues.








Threee pieces of string walk into a bar...

 

Nope, I'm a frayed knot

 

Bugger!

 

Ironically, I was only told that joke this week too,

 

There once was this wide mouthed frog and he went out searching for others like him...

 

Ok, go ahead, haven't heard this one

 

Actually it's a visual joke ...ooops

 

Then take pics of you doing it, caption them and post

 

I must protest against this. Don't ask me why, I just must.

 

Noone asked, so don't tell,

 

I must protest against Kahli sentencing me to remain in my backwater town forever.

I mean, for pete's sake have mercy! At least reinstate the death penalty instead!!!

 

Are you sure that is what you want?

 

Grieyls, I live in Wodonga remember?

 

The boy has a point....hmmmm

Don't know about the death penalty, how about

"I claim Wodonga for the Queenslanders too"??

 

You can't I already did that

 

Yes but you forgot to claim the papers, and since I have them here your claim just doesn't stand up.

 

No that's okay, if Pigalek wants to claim Wodonga on Qld's behalf then that's fine too

 

I say no! She has too much anyway.

 

*steals claim forms and claim woodonga in the name of nsw*
and now I have even more

 

Oh god. As if amalgamating with Albury wasn't bad enough. Now we're being bartered and toyed with between NSW and QLD.

No more! No more I say!

*Brings a thermal detonater out from beneath her cloak*

 

Please, take it, it's not really Victorian anyway. We don't want it! j/k