Oceania I claim this forum in the name of Queensland!

So NSW isn't nowhere, but you can see it from there?

 

<I don't think there is anyone home>

<but the lights are on!?!>

<Oh, right...>

 

canberra aint so bad its got the national art museum, questacon, and snow!!

 

Wow, you know you're right! Canberra is fun central!


<whoops, forgot to engage sacrasm mode>

 

Queensland????

Muwhahahahahaha!!!!!!

Ridiculous! The Aged old lot over in Queensland, (who, heaven forbid, call their bags 'ports', among other things), are an embarrasment to Australia! Not an ounce of culture, just a bunch of grans and pas on extended holiday! And then there's the feral kids running around in singlets and sandals!

Where else but Queensland?

Tasmania! New Zealand!

Of course, you lovable Queenslanders are an exception so i congratulate you on being Victorian-like...

 

Normally I would comment on that, but a Ice-cream truck is coming down the street and so I'm going to go and meet it.... Mmmmmmm, Ice-cream...... Arrrggghhhhh!

 

and soeasily distracted too
thats another one against you

 

trust you lot to bring up the white shoe brigade.

 

Haha! Victorian reinforcements have arrived!

<Hawk hands JE a VB>

Let us claim this thread for ourselves! Onward, fellow Victorians!

<Hawk does kamikaze rush, Braveheart-style, then realises nobody is following him...>

 

*Points at Hawk*

[Nelson]Ha Ha![/Nelson]

 

not particularly concerned, he'll be worn out by the time he gets here.

(...waits)

 

<Hawk arrives, panting and out of breath>

Geez, I gotta start working out again. These mad rushes just aren't effective if you can't keep your speed up.

 

Bloody hell HawkNC, i'm with you all the way!

Sure, we Victorians might be a pack of bludgers who can't run a 100 metres without feeling the need to announce themselves to the audience (in the worst way possible), but we are proud and happy NOT to be from any other state (including Tasmania and NZ (?)), most of all Queensland!

Good on ya Hawk! Streuth, i'm rooted! Have you got a hard-earned thirst?

Here, have a VICTORIAN bitter!

 

Beheads very non nswer in the forum

 

Thats very existentialist.




(What did it mean?)

 

I think, therefore I have not had enough beer.

 

there is no beer in the house.

I am uncomfortable with this situation.






(I am consoling myself with scotch )

 

I'm having a go at Mudslide in a bottle atm. Very nice

 

Hello everyone! I'm up in Far North Queensland, Townsville to be precise. I'm delighted to meet some fellow Queenslanders. Please call me, Am

Am

 

Allo Am prolly the wrong place to introduce ya self, you might get put in a locked room with barney the dinosaur

 

mm piggles, I was thinking more along the lines of my favourite builder

 

Hello Am. Welcome to the Aussie board - which is definitely not controlled by Queensland whatsoever. We look forward to chatting with you, getting to know you, and slowly brainwashing you into becoming a Victorian.

Have fun!

 

Victorians. pfft.

 

Welcome Am, always good to find some reinforcements. Don't listen to these other post-ers, Qld snuck in one quiet day when the rest of Australia was off trying to conquer the british general forum. They've not been able to oust us, so we're here for good

 

(*%^ &^%$$## &^%^&$%$%## double posts! grrrr!